He's all over the place like ugly on an ape, and then he vanishes like night-time moisturizing beauty cream.

I was wondering that myself.  Ya think if we ask nicely he'll come back out to play?

GT

He could be smokin a brisket for a bunch of hungry smooth skinned apes.

You mean he's become a dreaded "drive-by poster"?



Chris.

he's out picking mellons.

I suspect he went to an Osmond concert, fell asleep and just hasn't woken up yet.

Tex

and with no typos......impressive.

I ain't awake yet bro(I peck better when I'm sleepy). I guess I went to the same concert.



Tex

Its 4:12 pm my time and apparently Quinn is still missing.

DAMN Donny Osmond!!! Wake up Quinn!!!!!

Tex

>>>DAMN Donny Osmond>>>

I think we have a policy on this board that states one cannot use profanity and the name Donny Osmond in the same post. When we find the forum owner I'm going to ask him. 

GT

Edited because I can't spell profanity.

Maybe he's out to lunch.

He's paying the waiter with one of his special checks.

The waiter says, "Dude. Where'd you get those, ahh, neat, Donny checks man?"

That must be one helluva tip R.W. I still think he's sleeping

Tex

Edited: Pro WHAT G.T.??? Is Quinn PROfessionally missing?)(running away with my meds now).

Last night, I had the weirdest dream. I was arrested at an Osmond concert for rubbing night-time moisturizing beauty cream on a watermelon. As luck would have it, there was a smoked brisket in the pocket of my many-colored rain coat.  I used it (the brisket, not the raincoat) to bribe the hungry, smooth-skinned arresting officers. They cussed me out a little and then let me go with just a warning.

Thank goodness I'm awake now.

"I'm awake now."





Look out.

Good thing you're awake now because I fear things were getting ready to fall apart around here without you. 

I sure hate to bother you with my whining since you just showed back up and all, but Tex has been using Donny's name in vain. Isn't that against forum policy?  

GT

>>Isn't that against forum policy?<<

People have been banned for less.

Check that - according to forum records, nobody has ever been banned (that could change if this Osmond/profanity gets out of control). Six months and nobody banned? Quel "dismal record". Moderators must be slacking.

"People have been banned for less."


Yes.

People have.

Not here though.

For less and for much more unclear lessness.

I like that.

RW, do you think Joe Bob Leroy checks could be made?

Sorry for the thread jack, GT. But Donny Asmond is starting to be on my mind way too much.

Quinn is awake and I commited an almost bannible offense against Sir Donny. LIFE IS GOOD! YEEHAW!!



Tex

I'd like some Joe-bob Leroy checks-make them out to Emersom.

ROFL- Now those are some personalized checks!!!

one clever clever wolf.

Now this is sort of bringing back strange memories like I have been there and seen this Emersom fella. What I want to know is how did he get TLMM in those cheques without any fancy panties?

Q do you think we have some sort of sleep deprevation thing happening cause I could swear I have this dream about a guy named Leroy who pulls big panties from his shorts (or pocket) and hands out photo albums that resemble my family far too much. Well except the picture that looked remarkably like somebody in Cory's family. Now that would be scary if it in fact happened!

RW

What about some checks of a pretty pink hat "taped" on to someone? Now that would be really cool:>)

Charlie

I will take a 100! Where should i send my boring cheque LOL

I will swear on a stack of Bibles, and those that were there can confirm this: There was NO tape involved in that hat being where it is!

DAMN proud...
Cory

You are not a human being having a spiritual experience, but a spiritual being having a human experience.

Uh, huh! LMAO Cory

RW

You are a crack up.

I'll take 100 too :>)

Charlie

Nope, no tape. There is a perfectly logical explanation for that pink hat trick. But I have to admit, had I not been told I don't think I would have ever figured it out.

Did the Bart/Quinn/Q man hit and run? 

GT

Quinnward is working on his new puter.

Working on it? Did he buy a broken one?

Smiles!

That check is still cracking me up!

Hey, I want to know what this Emersom thing is all about. I'm missin out here :>(

Charlie

H2C is a performer. He puts on a Joe Bob costume and away he goes.

MM decided to do a knock knock joke with him.

""""I want to know what this Emersom thing is all about. I'm missin out here :>(""""

I'd be glad to give you a demonstration in Sept.

<I'd be glad to give you a demonstration in Sept.>
Joe Bob Leroy wil be demonstratin? I gotta see this!

MM

What's going on in Sept?

""""What's going on in Sept?""""

Boy, the ol' wolf ears perk up quick, don't they?

NM and I are passing thru that area in Sept.

In the big red truck?

A Cuban truck!!! A treat for my tired eyes. I left a big chunk of my heart in Cuba not so long ago.
Judy

Oh Charlie are you in for a treat lol

Nothin like when Joe Bob Leroy and family come to town!

My suggestion......study up on yer knock knock jokes

Yup, I think it's a treat too. Just hope they bring that hot lookin truck with em. RW, where do you find this stuff?

"I'd be glad to give you a demonstration in Sept."

Sounds good to me Joe Bob :>) Guess we need to find a place where we won't be slouching down in our chairs watching/hiding. LOL

Charlie

ps Ah, this could be another reunion, eh?




Edited cause I put Billy Bob instead of Joe Bob, but what the heck they all sound the same anyhoo!

Billy Bob......isn't that your sisters husband and your baby brother?

Charlie wrote>>>Guess we need to find a place where we won't be slouching down in our chairs watching/hiding>>.

It will be hard to top getting yourself kicked out of a place called Bubba's. But I'll bet you guys can do it.   LOL

GT

""""ps Ah, this could be another reunion, eh?""""

Charlie, did I/we forget to mention, you're the next hostess? We are all flying into the airport. LOL


I'm kidding, just kidding.

Hey I have an old lady van, bring it on :>)

Charlie

Charlie I am not sure your ready for 20 of us with all different accents, of all different origins and all different styles to show up at your doorstep and say "honey I'm home".....LOL or "yo baby" for Cory or "bonjour" for Kats or "hey" for me. ROTFLMAO!!!!

I am guessing that's why Q arranged for a hotel......he was scared to entertain us all in his home. Never give out your address to strangers LMAO

Well im glad you voluntarily picked the short straw Charlie. I hope your a good cook since it will be hard to beat the last feast we had thanks to RW and Q. They cooked up a storm! I left the kitchen to those who knew what they were doing since too many cooks in a kitchen makes for bad food.

Funny............nobody wants to voluntarily come to MN or Ontario to have a gathering........I can't imagine why not. I was thinking maybe mid January???!!!

And BYOSS, bring your own snow shovel.

Well it certainly won't be as fancy as Q's and RW's but I think I may be able to manage a nice dinner one night if we can work that out :>)

Charlie

ps If anyone else wants to meet, that could always be done in a fun bar around here, right?

Charlie,

Just tell everyone to dig up a Food Friday recipe and bring it to the party.


"They cooked up a storm!" Yes, and I cooked a bigger storm than Q did unless you call his smoked brisket/baked beans a cyclone. It was very labor intensive, slow, and low.

On my vacation, outside of my own kitchen, I made:

Crepes
Omletes
Watermelon fruit bowl
Scottish shortbread
Carrot cake
Lime White Chocolate tart
Sesame orange chicken(twice)
Roasted red potatoes with herbs
Tossed garden salads
Blue cheese potato salad
Tomato/mozzarella/pesto snacks
Toasted nut snacks

It was fun.


Busy.

RW's food was too pretty to eat. RW, you need to level with these folks. RW is a professional and her food is as pretty as it tastes. It was amazing. I've attended some fancy events before but this girl can lay out a spread. Now on the other hand, I was not scared to dive in to that brisket. It wasn't as pretty but if you love brisket, the seasoning flavor was at least 1/4 inch deep and those beans were to die for.

MM and I handled the entertainment. LOL

Well from what I saw, Cory handled the entertainment with that tape! LOL

RW

Your gonna make me look bad!

Charlie

No way Charlie.

MM and H2C were serious entertainment.

So sorry, been busy. Is there another get together at Charlie's? When? Where? I am always out of the loop.

jbean

Hey Jbean

H2C and NM will just be in my area in a couple months. Certainly if anyone else wants to drop by, they would be greated with open arms. I can always recommend a hotel or two :>)

Charlie