Who is he??? I've even done a search on the net, but I can't find him.... feeling all left out again.
xxx

Sandy-

I can personally vouch that Joe Bob Leroy is a handsome, (gleaming white tooth) , clever, dashing man. I'm sure he has his clothes custom tailored on Seville Row.

He has a lovely wife, but he does have kissin kuzns that I would like to meet.

MM

There was a website but it became to much pressure to meet obligations and so it was removed. It's not something that Joe Bob wanted to do full time.

So many women, so few knock-knock jokes.

Well, thank you all for the in depth information, so I know what you're all talking about.....
All I've got to say is it's Saville Row, actually
Edit - I was trying to make a smiley face but forgotten how, so now I've given up, until I can ask GT how to do it again. So just kisses for now xxx
One last try .-0

To make a smiley type a colon and then a parenthisis. 

To make a winky smiley type a a semi-colon instead of the colon.

To make a sad face type the colon and use the beginning (what is that thing offically called?) parenthisis.  

Lesson over.    

GT

alright let me try this out too




or


(; (; (:

<br/>

well the last ones didn't work out so well :>)

Sandy-

You've got to meet Joe Bob to know that he gets his clothes at the knock off Seville Row, where Jim Bob, Billy Bob, and Sue Bob make all the duds. Saville Row would fold up the streets if they saw Joe Bob coming down the lane.

I was tickled to walk on Bond St.

Do you use the word duds over there?


Joe Bob - We can start a new clothing line- Joe Bob duds- built for comfort and durability. Our duds last so long you can pass them on to your grandchildren!!! Stains and all!

Peace and love,

TLMM

First of all, lets try with the smiley doodys
or was it ;(
Thanks for your patience, GT, I know you told me once before xxx

Second of all, I think I know what duds are - trousers? But you can have a dud bomb, too, right? Or you can buy a car that's dud, or a dud computer, or I spose anything that's sposed to work but doesn't. So if you had 2 cars that didn't work, they'd be duds, but I can't see how you'd wear them, so that's why I figure they're trousers. Powers of deduction at work, here.
We don't say slacks for women, but they used to in Oz. They're all just trousers, sometimes pants, but they're really underwear, jeans, Chino's, leggings (my fave cos they're comfy!) and can't think of any more. Never seen a pair of anybody Bob's in Saville Row or any other row.
Now, lets see if those smileys are smiling and winking

Charlie

For the sad smiley put the colon first, just like you do with the regular smiley. 

GT

"Duds" is American slang for "clothes". "Fancy duds" would indicate dressy clothes.

Chris (the walking dictionary)

Thanks GT!

Sandy and Charlie,

Try this one out too.



( -

ROTFLMAOatJOEBOBLEROY )

Has anyone ever written an English/American phrase book or dictionary? Maybe you should start writing one!!
So duds is like an outfit?

Sandy

Why would we need that when we've got Chris? 

GT

Edited to add. I feel somewhat like I can joke with Chris about this because I live with a man who is a whole lot like him. He retains most of the information he's ever heard or seen, and can pull it up at a moment's notice when something jars his memory. 

 

You HAVE to tell me how to do that one!!!!!!!!!!!
Always going one better, huh???
I'm going to have a few goes now:
;0 ~ :_)(
bet I didn't get it though
Edited to try again :_)(
edit again cos I'm getting cross now! Trying everything I can think of:
)

edit cos I give up

(- ( -


{ - {-

[ - [-


"Always going one better, huh???"

Yep, she is isn't she?

First the smileys then the witiness and then hot cooking, what's next?

H2C and NM and going to come back and tell everyone I'm a horrible cook


Charlie



Edited 50 times because this loser can't make a smiley!!!

Hey GT, you can't even get online to escape it.



Chris.

ps. I think Quinn would be much better at the "American/British" thesaurus since he's lived all over the English-speaking world. Maybe Sandy could handle the Aussie translations for us.

""""H2C is going to come back and tell everyone I'm a horrible cook.""""

Your Honor, may it please the court. Joe Bob and I (and others) was just a standin' there mindin' our own bidness. Neiver Joe Bob nor I said anythang about anybodies cookin. I didn't here anyone say anythang about the cookin'. I don't know how we get into these messes, Your Honor.

Your Honor, I thank this was all Bart's fault. He is the one who wanted to show off his beans. That started the whole thang about the cookin.

Your Honor, ever-one was a tryin' to show off their talents. Joe Bob was a doin' his knock-knock joke. And MM was a making waddermelons disappear right before your eyes. Cory was a showin' off that thang he does with the pink cowboy hat hanging there in front of his belly. So, Your Honor, when you catch up with Bart, I thank you should go easy on him.

Try this one Sandy.

First click on this :
Then click on this -
Then type 'PANCAKE'.

Ok, here goes

:-PANCAKE

Edit - I think you're teasing me now! Another try

:_PANCAKE
Edit, yep, you're teasing me, but I'm gonna keep trying

ancake

HUH??????????
I'm going to start this one over on Open so I don't upset people on the serious divorce stuff....
Maybe I didn't read carefully enough:
:-'PANCAKE'.

ancake

I can't either.

:-b

Jean
 

I've started a new thread on open about Red Wolf's little smileys. I just can't figure it, I'm doing exactly what she said now:

first a :
then a -
then'PANCAKE'. with no spaces or anything and it's just gobbledegook - see...

:-'PANCAKE'.

"Cory was a showin' off that thang he does with the pink cowboy hat hanging there in front of his belly."


Hmmm. I think that should have been Cory was showin off with his tape...

Chuckles
Charlie

I will atempt to demonstrate how Cory did that pink cowboy hat thing when we meet in September (if you really want to know). LOL But I'm not exactly equipted the same as Cory. I guarantee that it has nothing to do with tape.

Found this on the link that Kath posted, and I'm really confused about duds now.......

Duds in the sack
HONG Kong residents rank at the bottom of the international list of lovers, with many couples claiming to have no idea how to have sex.

Duds = shooting blanks
Duds = complete losers



Hmmm I also watched a show on chinese men having the smallest penis size and AA men the biggest. I wonder if the chinese thing and the hong kong story have any correlation?

What are AA men?

African American

I have a great photo which I'd love to e mail you regarding AA men...............
Can't post it here though!!
xxx

I have no idea who/what a Joe Bob Leroy is, but I can state without a doubt that it was a religious experience for me to visit #3 Saville and Abbey Road while in London a few years ago!