People who live in glass houses should have sex in the basement.

Being in a nudist colony takes the fun out of halloween.

If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.

The two things we do more frequently in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

Do you realize in 40 years we will have thousands of old people running around with tattoos and holes in their bellies.

Sure money can't buy happiness but somehow its far nicer crying in a porsche or mercedes than a Hyundai (THINKING OF YOU WITH THIS MM )

Drinking makes some husbands see double and look single.

After a certain age if you don't wake up with joint pain, your probably dead.

>>>People who live in glass houses should have sex in the basement>>

That's my favorite one. 

GT

>>After a certain age if you don't wake up with joint pain, your probably dead<<

After 40, every morning is a surprise. You know you're gonna hurt, but you never know where.

My body's been quite banged up through the years.

Everything cracks and pops, from my toes and fingers to my hips, knees, elbows & neck.

Karen now jokes that when I get up in the morning, it sounds like I'm making popcorn...

Cory

Sight and Vision are two different things.

>>Everything cracks and pops, from my toes and fingers to my hips, knees, elbows & neck<<

I know the feeling - did you have to give up a dream of someday being a cat burglar too?

I gave that up YEARS ago, buddy.

Kinda tough to sneak around in the dark when you have night blindness.... *CRASH!!!!*

Cory

Sight and Vision are two different things.