hahaha just seeing this now.
In Jamaica we had a bit of a problem (which to them was no problem mon) but the yacht that I originally booked my excursion on was having mechanical difficulties. Sooooo we waited at the pier for an hour for them to sort out what they were going to do. They brought over a catamaran to load us onto instead and the thing was bobbing so high on the pier that nobody could safely board it. Then they brought over another yacht and boarded us, then brought us to calmer water and transferred us to the catamaran.
In all this kerfuffle (?) we ended up on the excursion until a 1/2 hour before the ship was scheduled to leave and I got a quick chance to run into a store on the pier, buy some rumcakes and a couple souveneirs and that was about it.
However the catamaran had free flowing rum punch so I was a bit tipsy when I got off the catamaran.
In walked back to the ship I was tired and walked kinda slow so I was approached by this Jamaican who proceeded to stick his arm around me like my best friend and ask if i wanted any Marijuna......I said no of course.......then do you want some acid........no.........cocaine....i can get you some great stuff.........no thanks, no drugs. THEN he asks well do you need a man, that can be arranged. SO I move his arm from my shoulder and say firmly...NO MAN NO DRUGS.........then he says........Okay okay....how bout woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geeesh they will do anything for ya down there for a buck!
Im afraid I missed both Carlos and Charlies and Jimmy Buffets
but that just means I gotta go again
