Thought of you, couldn't resist..

A young couple recently decided to start off their life of marital bliss by getting hitched at Wal-Mart.

No, really. See for yourself:
http://www.seacoastonline.com/2004news/04112004/news/10088.htm

This is the comedy-world equivalent of a hanging curveball.


The Top 5 Things Overheard at a Wal-Mart Wedding


5> "If that creepy yellow smiley face comes by one more time, I swear I'm going over to sporting goods to buy some ammo."

4> "I'm sorry, miss, but shoplifting an iPod does not qualify as your 'something borrowed.'"

3> "Great -- we finally get the entire wedding party crammed into the photo machine, and Bubba runs out of quarters!"

2> "Pre-nup in aisle seven!"


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing
Overheard at a Wal-Mart Wedding...


1> "Jewish tradition or not, buddy, you broke that glass and you're gonna pay for it."



"Opponents cannot exhaust you." - The Art Of War

Kinda makes you wonder where they went on their honeymoon, huh? LOL

GT

Sam's Club. Right next door.

(ducking)

Chris.

Aw, Chris. You stole my answer! But it was set up really well wasn't it?

Well I suppose Walmart would be a cheap place to have a wedding. And if it was on a Saturday, which is when Sam's Club has all their "food samples" out, then that would take care of the reception.   

I attended a wedding once where the bride and groom rode in on beautiful horses. Sadly, that marriage didn't last, I always wondered who got the horses. 

GT 

>>I always wondered who got the horses<<

"They Shoot Horses, Don't They?"

Remember that Jane Fonda movie?