We did this eons ago on another site and it got pretty interesting. I'm going to start a story and then someone can add a line to keep it going. There are no rules other than to be mindful of posting something that might trigger someone else. This is simply a fun thread it's not about affair recovery.
"i am actually the frog prince here to grant you 3 wishes - and yes goats disguised as frog princes can grant 3 wishes, that is our job, so what are they?"
Go roll in the mudd! Maybe then the bore would lose some of that extra weight he's been hauling around (love handles, I think not). Instead I'll be nice & tell him ........
Actually I'll give the bore/boar some of the prize money, and tell him his tail isn't so curly anymore. I mean who wants a bore whose tail isn't curly.
Meanwhile back at the country fair the pink pig wrapped in silk met a circus worker who promised her...
...that he'd put her owner on the Tilt-A-Whirl for 17 hours and spin the remaining 2 wishes out of her--for wishing (with the first wish) to wrap her pig in pink silk which the enchanted frogoat did. In exchange, the pink silk-wrapped pig would be set free into the cool mud of the carnivourous hot-dog selling circus carnival. Then the carnival worker would have those last 2 wishes AND be able to catch the pig, slaughter it, and have some nice pork chops on the grill that evening. He could even wish for a side of potatoes(#2) and green beans(#3).
The silk covered pig wasn't the smartest pig at the county fair but she was smart enough to kown that you can't trust a carnie. She went on her way to the competition. When the judging began she felt a little self-conscious because no other pig was draped in fabric. When the announcer called out the winners she was........
shocked because the winning pig was the pig with the big sagging boobs. To drown out her sobs she rolled in the mud over to the winning pig and said...
...for cryin out loud GT, this is worst fairie tale I've ever heard! Then the big bad red wolf came along and ate the pink pig, the carnie, and all the hot dogs. After that she huffed and she puffed and she blew the whole circus into the next town which was out east somewhere near Charlotte SC.
"I'd like to introduce you to a circus worker I know" from SC.
So they arranged a date, 6-6-6, but he wasn't what she expected. She was drawn to the angelic wings he wore, but was a bit worried about the head gear.
Even though she was distressed about the head gear, she decided she'd take him home that night to get to know him better. When they proceeded through the door of her tiny yellow cabin with a red door, farmer John knocked on the door. Now this wasn't any old farmer, this was a tall burly man with a dark brown beard and curly hair (he looked much like Paul Bunyan). This was the man who had proposed to the sweet little piggy wrapped in gold several days before. For fear that he would get the wrong idea, she slammed the red door and decided that Mr. Horns needed to hide in the closet, when farmer John came in...
Farmer John came in and roared at the top of his lungs,
"You better treat this pig with respect, "cause she's a vegetarian, and she has has a big healthy heart!"
And if you mess with her heart, I'll be back with...
It lacks pictures, and intrigue. The characters aren't brought out enough. It's hard to tell who exactly the pig in pink is. How did her life get to where it is now? What molded her personality?
Why are we lead to believe that the frog was a goat? What is the symbolism in that?
Why are we lead down twists and turns without direction? It's like a story of spaghetti but instead it uses pork as a central focus....which remains unclear.
Oh, you want direction. I just assumed by the word sag coupled with the word boobs that it would be understood that the direction would be DOWN. Sorry, my fault for assuming.
This is make believe. In make believe you don't have to have a plot, a theme, or a moral. And you certainly don't have to have direction.
We've left that poor pig stranded in mid-story with a man locked in the closet who looks like he couldn't decide what he wanted to be for Halloween. And a farmer bellowing something about piglets suckling your boobs until they sag. Can someone please get her out of this mess? Pork has feelings too ya know.
GT
This message has been edited by gettingthere on Jun 6, 2006 3:33 PM
"It lacks pictures, and intrigue. The characters aren't brought out enough. It's hard to tell who exactly the pig in pink is. How did her life get to where it is now? What molded her personality? "
RW, I think this is your calling. Please give us the details.
Miss piggy was so scared from having Mr. Horns in the closet that her gold ribbons welded into her body from all that body heat and turned her to gold. She went through many stages of colors from these hot flashes and eventually she turned black. Now this wasn't just any pig, this pig was special. She had a heart of gold and wanted to help anyone out of trouble. She heard knock at her door, when she reached for the handle, a funny thought crossed little piggy's mind. What if there is a great big monster on the other side of the door? She opened the red door and saw a cute little garden snake named Earl.
This message has been edited by charlie288 on Jun 6, 2006 3:49 PM
Earl decided that if he was to get any of this gold inside of little miss piggy that he would have to eat her. He opened his mouth and swallowed little miss piggy alive. When farmer John and Mr Horns noticed, they became best friends and decided they would get revenge on Earl. They...
.....took Earl down to the local snake charmer and put him in a basket. Earl was very tired from eating the pig with the golden heart and he quickly fell asleep. Several hours later the snake charmer picked up his pipe and begin to play a very beautiful mellow tune. The tune slowly aroused Earl from his sleep. Just as his head was about to reach the top of the basket a woman wearing a big hat with vegetables hanging from it came around the corner yelling ................
This message has been edited by gettingthere on Jun 6, 2006 4:56 PM
was going to be too slow by regular snake means to get away with all that gold in his belly. So Earl, being the clever fellow that he is decided to take a ......
..take a sabatical to Egypt for a well needed vacation. He was very very exhausted after he had eaten Miss Piggy. There he was hypnotized and built an entire pyramid by himself. While he was digging he struck gold and became rich so he...
flew to Las Vegas to see Donny Osmond in concert. After the concert as he was going into the men's room he was horried when he saw..........................
fled to Texas because he heard they had smart ass cowboys there who wore big boots. But Earl discovered that the Texans liked to make those boots out of snakeskins. As he was contemplating what to do next a man with a big...........
to get Donny to ask him to Marry him but Donny being the stud that he was asked GT to stop eating those sandwiches and marry him instead. You've asked too late said GT, I'm married to the most wonderful man in a soft whisper. Donny was heartbroken and all down in the dumps and so Donny decided to do the next best thing, to marry Earl and take GT's Donny purse to give it to H2C since he liked it so much. H2C cried with excitment when Donny made this gesture, it was the best thing that had happened to him since he was...
This message has been edited by charlie288 on Jun 6, 2006 10:31 PM
Working undercover for the Dept. of Evnironmental Quality, the FDA and the, TFA, he decided to arrest the entire lot of hooligans, since as everyone knows snakeskin purses, belts and boots were outlawed in 1916. And just for good measure, he put the ringleader (GT) in the can for having a Donny purse.
He confiscated the Donny purse 'cause he knew he could get a fortune for it on Ebay.
The first person to respond to his ad offered him...
This message has been edited by taigalucy on Jun 6, 2006 10:59 PM
trade for the guitar as he knew a farmer in Tennessee that had a farm where he raised pigs and
beans...the farmers last name was Van Camp...the farmer made the trade for the guitar and now the pork and beans are known as....
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