I just ran a life-expectancy calculator; I guess I'll have to rely on my senior-citizen sons for transportation when I hit 90 and give up my driver's license. Since I'm not rich, they'll have no incentive to run me over.
The results said I could live longer if I destressed my life, which won't happen until I'm finished with school, and it tells me I should take 1 aspirin a day and decrease sun exposure.