Headscissors: The Insane Strength Of A Girl's LegsApril 4 2007 at 2:59 PM
|Little Buddy (no login)|
Recently I visited my aunt and uncle's house for a birthday party and I ended up staying late talking to my uncle Frank after most of the company had left. I had put down several drinks and got up to use the bathroom but it was occupied so I went down to the basement where there was another toilet but I never made. I walked into a scene of chaos in which my neice, nephews and several of their friends were in the midst of a free-for-all which was not at all uncommon. In the past I would have been right in the middle of it all but those kids are in their teens now and honestly getting too big to play rough with. When they saw me though they made sure to pull me into the action, grabbing me by my arms and legs and I had no choice, I was in. It got pretty rough and at one point one of them accidentally kicked me right in the back of the head. I got kind of pissed and a few of them took off up the stairs while I was yelling. I was a little dizzy and flat on my back and a few of the others saw that as an opportunity to jump on top of me and keep the action going. I was pretty helpless and my neice Gina said "Hey Buddy, remember that leglock thing you taught me?" Before I knew it she had me in a headscissor from behind and it was true, I had taught her that hold a while back so she could better defend herself against her older brothers. It actually was'nt much of a problem, Gina is rather thin and much lighter than the 155 lbs. that I weigh. It really did'nt hurt that much but with two other kids helping her hold me down I was unable to escape and things were about to get much, much worse. After a while her friend Tanya who I was meeting for the first time whispered something in her ear and they both started laughing. I knew something was up and sure enough I realized Gina was about to switch positions with this other girl. Then I made a very frightening discovery when I finally got a good look at the girl who was about to take Gina's place, Tanya's hips and thighs were absolutely gigantic. They looked like they were ready to rip right through her jeans and they looked pretty damn strong. I said "there is no way that girl is putting her legs around my neck" to which she replied "wanna bet?" I fought like hell to get loose but it was too late and before long Tanya had secured her thighs around my neck and I realized right away that I was in a world of trouble. I had been scissored many times before but I can usually break out of those holds. I tried to get to my knees so I could just stand up but she was heavy enough to hold me down and I tried to unhook her ankles but they would'nt budge. One thing I've learned about headscissors is if you don't break free within the first few minutes you are most likely going to be there for the long haul. I can never remember being squeezed anywhere near as hard as I was at that moment and that includes the headscissors of some adult females. I was struggling to breathe and starting to choke and they started laughing because they said my face was turning red. I tried to give up, tapping on her leg and trying to surrender verbally but I could no longer talk and she was obviously enjoying herself too much to stop. Gina told Tanya she was going upstairs and she replied "go ahead Gina, you know where to find us". Now it was just the two of us down there and it was becomming painfully obvious that Tanya had no plans to leave anytime soon. To add insult to injury she started making all kinds of obnoxious comments like asking "Does that feel good mister?" and "Are you having fun yet?" before finally telling me "I love those little gurgling noises you're making." That was just too much to take and in a moment of desparation I grabbed a hold of her long brown hair and pulled it as hard as I could but she still did'nt let go. "Oh no you don't" she said and then she added "That was pretty stupid mister, I was just about to let you go but now we're not going anyplace I don't care I've got all night." She followed that up by saying a little while later "I've got some bad news for you mister, I can squeeze a lot harder, wanna see?" Unfortunately she was'nt kidding and she started using bursts of power that seemed about five seconds long every once in a while. By that time I was in a semi-conscious state and I think I may have passed out completely for a while. I have no idea how long the whole thing lasted but after a while I felt her stop squeezing and get up saying "We'll continue this next time" and then she walked up the stairs. I felt like I had been run over by a truck, I was in so much pain I could'nt even lift my head up off the floor and when I was finally able to get up I noticed that I had pissed myself, so much for using the bathroom. I just sat there for a while until my pants started to dry and snuck out of the house before anyone saw me. The next time I spoke to Gina she asked me "So how did you like Tanya Buddy?" Before I could answer she said "She wants to know when you're coming over again." I said "Never" to which Gina laughed and replied "Well we'll just have to come over and visit you then, it's not far by bike." I later found out that Tanya was a gymnast for seven years before she had to quit after a shoulder injury.
Yeah Right.... Like that really happened
|April 4 2007, 4:57 PM |
So you're both an incestuoua pedophile and a headscissor fetishist. Your parents did a great job with you.
Let Me Add One more Pyschosis to that List
|April 4 2007, 5:02 PM |
In addition to you being an Incestuous Pedophile and a Leg Scissor Fetishist, you also seem to have a thing for Self-Inflicted Golden Showers. You're parents should kill themselves cause they really screwed you up
|April 6 2007, 12:06 PM |
Nice story Little Buddy.
Do you have more? I would love to her thats happen when the girls visit him again.
|April 7 2007, 5:24 AM |
Maybe I should just leave this board. This thing is clear. Girls are weaker than boys and they are not becoming stronger. Only people here or anywhere claiming otherwise are bunch of pussies with masochistic fantasies or feminists with no sense of reality. All they do is lie no matter what you say to them they just keep lying and they never tire of doing it. Fuck, I hate this place more than ever.
Ok its not maybe, Im really leaving this place right now! Just keep writing shit here and everywhere, nobody will believe you expect other losers like you! This is my last post here, or maybe I come back one more time to insult you because I dont remember any swearwords right now, or not. Fuck Im not coming back.
I hope jack man comes back! To haunt you. Fuck, he was right all the time! You are bunch of stinky nolife middle-aged pedos!!!
No, I hope the moderator closes this forum! No, I hope that idiot kills himself! Fuck you all!!! Whoever created this forum is one sick piece of shit! Im out.
|April 8 2007, 8:10 AM |
"Ryan knows" is out of here. We should have a party or something.
I think the moderator is very happy also.
Finally an interesting story!!!!
|April 8 2007, 1:09 PM |
A lot better than the usual links to you tube videos or the disparaging remarks from guys who cant deal with anything except discussion about every male dominating every female in every facet of life 100 percent of the time. You said you had no intention of getting involved but in a way it serves you right for teaching that hold to a girl. When a teenage girl discovers what she can do to a boy or even a grown man with a headscissor you can expect them to take full advantage. I used to think gymnasts had small hips but that is not always so. I happened to watch the Big 12 Womens Gymnastics Finals on ESPN recently and some of those girls were so big it was outright scary. If you saw them in street clothes you would probably think they were fat. That girl probably put on a lot of weight after she stopped competing. How big would you say she was?