This guy must have compromising photos of Albert to get him to sign so many bats. Getting Albert to sign a bat is like getting him to come to your home for dinner -- it just doesn't happen unless you're a very good friend. Albert doesn't even sign bats for Cardinals Care, the team charity. Bats also are excluded when Albert signs at the Winter Warmup -- balls and flats only. I was hoping Albert would sign through his Pujols Family Foundation Web site, but now that I see the prices of his game-used items ($4,000 for a cap, $4,000 for cleats, $2,000 for batting gloves), I'm afraid to ask what he'd charge to sign a bat.