I know you have all been holding your breath waiting for this message. Well you can all exhale! I am back on duty. I know all of you feel much safer now, what with me back patrolling my old beat and taking care of the "ladies of the night" up by my old school. Hey troops, why did they call me "John"?
And Fred, I really missed your cooking. I need to put some weight back on and I'm counting on you!