...and I respect your opinion as I respect others here.
But I really want to clear something up....
I confess, I do drink (sugar-free coke) at times when benind the wheel.
My X however, consumes several pints of Alcohaul, especially in the Spring time. There otta be a law against that....
As for substituting the mass of your luxury items for one of your girlfriends, well I have to admit you've got me there... I'm married, so girlfriends are out of the question. But what you say here scares me a little because all my luxeries weigh in at about 30Lbs!

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Drive safe!
Regards,
Bob