Excellence in Adventure Grant
In the spirit of excellence in accomplishment, Sterling Resale Optics
is pleased to announce a generous grant to be given in the amount of $20.02
to the first party atop the highest point in the contiguous US in the year 2002.
Official Rules:
Only human powered means of transport above Whitney Portal may be used.
No supplemental oxygen may be used.
A detailed trip account and summit photo must be posted to message board at Whitney Portal Store Message Board
http://www.whitneyportalstore.com/reports/
In case of a tie, the party with the largest American flag in photo will win.
Winner must be a non-fictional, non-alien entity.
Winner must be able to pass a drug test.
Winner shall adhere to all applicable rules within national forest.
Payment will be dispersed through Paypal, no fake e-mail address allowed.
Payment will be made 2 weeks after report posting.
No whining allowed.
http://www.sro-optics.com/images/sro-grant.html