Excellence in Adventure Grant
In the spirit of excellence in accomplishment, Sterling Resale Optics
is pleased to announce a generous grant to be given in the amount of $20.02
to the first party atop the highest point in the contiguous US in the year 2002.
Only human powered means of transport above Whitney Portal may be used.
No supplemental oxygen may be used.
A detailed trip account and summit photo must be posted to message board at Whitney Portal Store Message Board
In case of a tie, the party with the largest American flag in photo will win.
Winner must be a non-fictional, non-alien entity.
Winner must be able to pass a drug test.
Winner shall adhere to all applicable rules within national forest.
Payment will be dispersed through Paypal, no fake e-mail address allowed.
Payment will be made 2 weeks after report posting.
No whining allowed.