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TheOnion take on Ralston

July 23 2003 at 12:33 PM
-adam  (no login)


Response to Aron Ralston Sucked Into CBS's "Lynch for Pay" Scandal

 

From this week's theOnion (www.theonion.com):

Man Trapped Under Boulder Braces For
Possible Good Morning America Interview
YOSEMITE VILLAGE, CA?Rock climber Scott Prichard, 31, who has spent the last 48 hours with his legs pinned under a boulder on Glacier Point, is reportedly bracing himself for a possible interview on Good Morning America. "God, Charles Gibson, that annoying weatherman with the wisecracks," a sweat- and urine-soaked Prichard said. "I pray Diane Sawyer doesn't ask me if I wanted to climb the Point 'because it was there.' I just would not be able to stomach that kind of inane chit-chat." Prichard then passed out from the intense pain.

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