Just got home from washing the bus......
Tina (wife): "You've been to the pub haven't you?"
Me : "No love, honest!"
Tina : "You told me you wouldn't be long, just going to wash the bus you said."
Me : (Thinks) "Damn! Rumbled!! But how did she know? Wait 'till I find out who told her."
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