February 24 2007 at 1:13 AM No score for this post
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i am jerry martin. i live in st. louis missouri, and i am trying to start my oun outfit out here. i am in need of anyone that knows anyone in st. louis that can help me get situated. i am full blooded irish, and will do whatever it takes to become part of a family or organization. i just need to be pointed in the right direction. if anybody can help either email me at monkeytang_420@yahoo.com or call me at 573-353-5149. any help would be greatly apprectiated
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We have all the details you need to start your own crew.
Send a postal Money order for $1,000.00 to
I.C.O.
PO Box 59
Southwoth WA 98386
You will recieve a crew charter to insure your safty when dealing with other organized crime figures,By simply showing this charter and explaining how you recieved it to other criminals you will recieve instant respect.
Detailed instructions on how to knee cap a rat
Detailed instructions on how to start you're own mail order scam that can provide you with the nessasary cash flow to expand your operations.
A fun filled weekend in South Boston's Irish neiborhood where you will be fully emersed in having to fend for yourself without the trapings of a wasp upbringinging.
Full instructions on how to join the painters, plasters or carpenters union. Learn a craft, attend Local Union meetings and rise through the ranks.
You will also be required to attend reconcilation mass and confess to the church all of your deeds, Get married have eight kids, work in a job that kicks your ass every day. Totally give yourself over to poverty, read the book of Kells, become familure with the Irish Sagas, Read Joyce, learn how to boil all of your food so it doesn't taste anymore, get a shamrock tatoo, eat lucky charms with Mickey's instead of milk, smoke Parlement Lights, encourage your family to come to your house drunk after 2 am durring the week to drink all the booze you've stockpiled in your home. You'll need to purchase a cheap black leather car coat and get a crappy haircut also.
We will also send you an official northwest Shalalee, a "kiss me I'm Irish" t shirt, a bottle of Jamison's and a Miller Highlife Light so you can be one of the boys
Téigh trasna ort féin
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If I'm reading his post correctly I believe he wants help with starting an Irish Mob in St. Louis...why would you ask for help about something like that in the first place and in the second place why would you do that on an internet forum?
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Do five years in the joint to inhance your street "rep". It would also help if you get a few scars on your head, a few missing teeth, and besides the tatto you get burned with a few cigars on your arm.
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you assholes really think that's my personal info on there? get real you dumb mutha fucka. come to st. louis and i'll show ya the real irish way. i do promise you that
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