We begin the scene innocently enough...with Todd Grisham practicing the Charleston..
"What are you doing?"
Todd: Since Coach left there's been a void in Charleston dancing interviewers...I thought I could fill that void.
"That's like trying to fill Gideon's cod piece...it's just not going to happen."
Todd: Oh well...I'll just try to interview you then...
"That's the spirit"
Todd: So...you're tentatively set to fight the Alpha Dog in a hog pen match for your title...
"That's right...the Alpha Dog!"
Todd: ...
"..."
Todd: ...
"Oh right..you want to know my feelings and all that"
Todd: Yeah it would be nice.
"Well I've already taken out Mad Dog Strangla....may as well take out the Alpha Dog...heck lets get them all out there....Snoop Dogg
The Shaggy Dog
Road Dogg
Redd Dogg
Mad Dog Vachon
UnderDog!
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!
I don't care who let the dogs out...I'LL TAKE 'EM ALL ON!! Ground and Pound them right back to the pound!"
The Aggression champion pumps his arms up like he were preforming a deadlift..
Todd: Interesting...
"Alright,alright.. enough mud slinging... there will be more than enough of that during the actual match. Alpha Dog, I don't really know anything about you. You could very well be the best wrestler on earth...I don't know...I don't really care....what I do know is this. I'm walking into that hog pen the champion....and if you do or you don't...have the guts to get in there with me...the result will be the same....come the next day....I'll still be saying....the champ is here."
Raising up the Aggression title...the Shade does the cena hand thingie and walks away...
Todd: Nice little promo I guess....
SUDDENLY!! TRIUMPH APPEARS!!
Triumph: Someone mentioned my name?
Todd: Yes..we were just talking about you!! This is amazing!! What are you doing here?
Triumph: Well I just came to say....YOU SUCK TODD!! MWHAHAHAHA
Todd: Oh...well that kinda hurts...not physically of course...but emotionally...
Triumph: Oh hay...I keed...I keed, don't be so down todd...I keed!
Todd: Oh...so you didn't come here just to tell me I suck..
Triumph: That's right....I also came to tell you that you are an excellent commentator..
Todd: REALLY?
Triumph: FOR ME TO POOP ON!!
Todd: ....
Devin: Could be worse....could have been the masturbating bear...
Todd: True enough...
Devin: HOLD THE PHONE!!! I JUST GOT AN IDEA!! HEY BOBO!!
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