The scene begins in none other than guy fierce's office....as none other than the mighty tinman enters!
Astin: That's odd...no one is here..
Suddenly he hears a gasping sound...it's coming from the closet! Hurrying Ricky A opens the door!! To Reveal none other than Guy Fierce!! And his unmentionables which shall go unmentioned!!
Astin: Oo
Guy -Gasps-
Astin: Sigh....
Astin takes a letter opener from Guy's desk and cuts him down..
Astin: What were you thinking?
Guy: Heard about it in the news....seemed like fun...
Astin: You have an odd idea of fun...
Guy: Anyway...to what do I owe the pleasure?
Astin: I have a match at that PayPerView thingie...
Guy: Good for you..
Astin: Well what kind of match is it?
Guy: Hog Pen..
Astin: That's the Shade..
Guy: Oh right....what match are you in again?
Astin: The legends match thingie..
Guy: Oh right...well as you can plainly see...it's a match...with legends..
Astin: You're a sly one!
Guy: I try to be..
Astin: So who is gonna be in it?
Guy: You are...
Astin: Other than me..
Guy: Legends..
Astin: Hmm...
Guy: Indeed..
Astin: I think we're going about this the wrong way...let me try again..
Guy: Shoot..
Astin: What are the rules of the match?
Guy: Standard...for the match type..
Astin: Which would be?
Guy: You know..
Astin: No I don't..
Guy: I was sure I made an announcement about it..
Astin: You didn't..
Guy: Oh well...minor oversight..
Astin: Ok..so what is it?
Guy: I forgot to announce the match type..
Astin: NO NOT THAT!!
Guy: Well what then?
Astin: You tell me
Guy: Tell you what?
Astin: What the match is?
Guy: It's a special match!
Astin: I know that..
Guy: Then why are you asking?
Astin: Are you daft!
Guy: We already had the draft..
Astin: Oo!
Guy: oO!
Astin: How did you ever get hired here? YOU'RE AN IMBECILE!!
Guy: I used to run GTWF..
Astin: PSH...that place went down hill after ReyRey died..
Guy: Well never fear!! It's going to have a resurgence with the special legends match!!
Astin: How so? It's not that Nombre's gonna wrestle is it?
Guy: What? No...it..
Astin: You know he defriended me on facebook!! THE NERVE!!
Guy: It has nothing to do with No...
Astin: HE'S GOTTEN ALL HOITY TOITY CAUSE HE KILLED A FEW LOSERS!!
Guy: You were one of them...
Astin: Technically he didn't kill me...twas a blood clot....either way I'm here so that couldn't possibly have happened..
Guy: True enough..
Astin: Alright..so what were we talking about again?
Guy: Erm...David Carradine I think
Astin: I never really liked Chicken Soup...for the soul or otherwise...
Guy: Yeah I totally agree..
Astin: Well that's that I suppose...Ciao
with that the scene ends as Astin exits the office...and Guy begins to tie himself up again...
