Hearin' dere names, Da Grate Proffets of Teh all powerful GRATE KITTEH IN DA FIRMAMENT poked their heads through the tiles and when dey saw DA GRATE FATTY DAT EAT ALL MENS, CHEEZBURGERS AND KITTEHS!!! Being gibben to tehms a dunashun of blubber by Guy "I gibbing myself another happeee" vice perspirant Fierce, the Holy Missionaries could only stare in shock!
IT WAS THE ENDS OF DA URF! and tehy spoke with divine authority
DUNT WANT!"
Skittering, thumping and stampeding was heard as the Grate Proffets ejaculated da building!