"Sweetie?"
"Yeah?"
"Um, duh.....I wouldn't ask Tang something like that over the phone. Your such a silly blond sometimes.
"Oh, really now?"
"I mean you completely skimmed over the date....I don't know any brunettes that would do that."
"You distracted me with Man Foo Tang, you cheated. Besides if I'm such a blonde how did I end up with you?"
"I got tricked." He lowered his voice to an in audible mumble.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that?"
"I said Pluto isn't a planet any more. Just incase you were too buisy doing blonde stuff to miss ou........OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!"
A purple nurple shut him up pretty good. David quickly falling silent before he earned himself another. He did find it weird all that Kalysto went over and covered, and yet she completely missed out on the date. Other then the yes after will you marry me, it was the most important thing. What was the point of a bridal train, best men, invitations, and guests if none of them knew when to show up? Guess he could say I do on Tuesday, and Tang could give Kalysto away on Saterday. Kade could toss the flowers down the aisle the following Monday. The best man could show up drunk Wedensday with the rings. The reverand showing up about two months after all the guests left. Yeah that would tottally work. David did want a fun wedding, and nothing sounded more fun then that.
"Seiriously though, how could you not think about the date?"
"I am thinking about it. Tang was a much easier choice."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CRY WAAAAAAAAAAA CRY CRY CRY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"See even Joshua agree's it's messed up you weren't worried about the date."
"I to........."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CRY CRY WAAAAAAAAAAA CRY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CRY the baby is crying over here you fucking people CRY WAAAAAAAAA"
"Yeah, well Joshua don't wanna hear it obviously."
"App......"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"What in the hell did that nipple do to you?"
A playfull slap landed over David's chest. Kaly climbing off of her man. Her fiance is close presuit following across the room towards the playpin. She leaned over the side. Nose working with hands as she checked the diaper. It was empty Joshua must be hungry. She peeled him out of the cage. Wandering towards the kitchen to fix him a bottle. He'd just ate a little while ago weird he was hungry again already. David knew the same as Kalysto, and luckily just a little more then that. Watch this mommy.
"Where you going?"
"Feed our growing boy.......um duh, sweetie."
"But, he's not hungry. Here let me see him."
Carfully she passed Joshua over. David slipping a hand under his left arm pit. His thumb was able to wrap over chest while fingers carried around to Josh's back. Babies are so tiny, especially in his massive hands. David's right hand slid under Joshua's butt. The baby brought to look into his eye's. David staring back like he was standing infront of a fierce opponent. His voice cool and stern as he spoke. Joshua's wails already fading a little bit.
"Your not hungry. Food's for losers.....you don't want no stinking food do ya!?"
"soft wimper as cries threatoned to return."
"Eh eh eh. Hey now, you're not hungry. Your better then that ain't ya?"
Another soft whimper, Joshua falling more calm. David kept rubbing soft circles on the kids back. Pulling him in to hold Joshua against his chest. Right arm ending up under his rump. Itty bitty baby head falling against ginormas Texan chest. Kalysto looking on in stunned silence. Eye's as wide as saucers. What the hell? David was intimidating, but to make a baby forget he was hungry? No way!
"How the heck did you do that?"
"I'm good. :P"
"No really?"
"He rolled over on to his rattle." David nodded down into the playpen. "The rest was just distraction. You wake up on a softball. I'd bet you'd wake up crying too."
"And here I was thinking....Actually I don't even know what I was thinking."
"Well not about the wedding date obviously."
"I told you........"
"Eh this things loaded! Just so you know!"
He perked Joshua up in his arm. Pointing the small boy at her as best he could. He wasn't a reall gun so it was challenging. A cry filling the room would be far worse then a bullet though. Specially if Kalysto was trying to make some random point David had no interest in hearing. It bothered the hell out of him the date had zoomed by so listesly. That just didn't make any damn sense. Especially not with Kalysto being a female. As far was girls go their wedding is suposed to be planed before they even turn sixteen.
It was almost as irritating as how insistant she was about Viper being at the wedding. Kalysto really didn't let him get a word in edge wise, but he was trying. Finally he gave up. It was better with the blonde bombshell thinking she was the reason Viper was there. "Yeah, but-" If he could've finished. 'If you don't use Viper then I will. In the grooms party, maybe even the best man herself.' All depending on who David could get a hold of. Viper would be...Viper could be there if she wanted. Other wise there would be no place to be. It was a wierd one, but his friendship with Viper was the only one out here. It was stupid to ask for her to be part of Kalysto's bridal company. Not to have her at the wedding.