This is my Risky Business/I was watching silly shit on Youtube Post.
Dom and Kade had decided to pay a visit to see the new Champion. Well it was more like Dom had driven his mother and father nuts. Letting Sakkara have some alone time in the desert, Kade decided to drop in on his little brother. Knowing it was more then past Dom's bed time, Kade gave him some rope to stay up every now and then. Seeing the match his brother had, Kade knew Seth may very well still be healing. But Seth was impossible to keep down for long. A ten count max.
As the father and son stepped into Seth's home, Kade's brow furred. The door was unlocked but usually Seth only left it so if he was in the down stairs area. Suddenly the first chords of "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Seger began playing. Pulling out his HTC Inspire, Kade began recording. He wasn't sure why but when Seth came sliding from the kitchen in front of living room entrance in socks, a dress short and tighty whiteys, he knew. And in his left hand was the DWF Heavyweight Championship.
As Seth danced, and sang along with the words he used the championship as a guitar as he danced around the living room. Totally unaware of his brother and nephew. Kade due to the filming, became unaware of Dom who had become curious at the slide move his uncle had done. Sitting down, the young boy pushed off his shoes, and stood shoving his pants down. Turning Seth realized his audience. Pulling the remote from his tighty whiteys he turned off the stereo.
"Really?" Kade asked as he stopped recording, returning his phone to his pocket.
"Yeahhhhh." Was all Seth got out.
"I've worked my entire career to win a major heavyweight championship. Won several secondary, never won a major. And you do and you use it to play guitar and judgin' by how tight them there breeches you got on, also tea bagging it." Kade stopped as the brothers stared each other down.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Dom yelled as he slid across the floor. However, he quickly realized he wasn't going to come to the stop his uncle did. "OH CRYAP!" He yelled as he crashed into a table, knocking off a picture and a lamp. Shaking his head and letting out a burrrrrrr sound he stood up. Some how his uncle and father were still oblivious to all of it.
"Well, I haven't forgotten our trip. And my knee is feeling better. Might have to bandage it but it's feeling better!" Seth nodded.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Dom again yelled sliding between the brothers, still unable to stop. "SON OF A BITCH!" Dom yelled as he crashed into the closet door, bouncing off of it.
"I can see your knee is better. And I'm glad. But,"
"Okay!" Dom yelled getting both brothers' attention as he stepped between them. "I gets da slide! But how does you stop?!" He demanded.
"Where in the hell are your pants and shoes?!" Kade stared at the boy. Seth turned and looked at the pile to his left.
"My lamp!" Seth said pointing.
"Just great now I have to explain to your mother why you will have bruises and why we have to buy your uncle a new lamp.....And apparently a new closet door." Kade said dryly as he noticed the large crack about midway up the door.
"THE HELL MAN?!" Seth yelled.
"I gotta get him home. You and I, this conversation isn't finished. You do not tea bag title belts! Ya tea bag hookers, ya tea bag sleeping family members, if you are drunk you even tea bag Wal-Mart employees. But not title belts!" Kade said as his son had put his pants and shoes back on.
How did a small child put on shoes? Velcro. There ya go. You just learned something for those of you without kids. I don't have any but...shit I just went first person. Ignore this section......
Hearing his phone's ringing signal for a voice mail, Seth promptly did what he did best. Ignored his brother to do something else. As he and Kade listened to Sakkara's message's Seth's eyes found Kade's.
"Make sure you get with Viper and figure that out." Was all Kade said.
"Hey are you two?" Seth asked.
"We're working on it. Slowly but surely but yeah we're finally working on it." Kade gave a half smile. Seth knew his brother. A half smile might as well been a grin. No matter how slow it took, how much work he was putting in with Sakkara. He was happy there was at least some form of progress. Exiting the home quickly, Dom and Kade arrived back in their own as Dom ran for the living room, with Kade not far behind. He was still working on explaining Dom's fresh new knee bruises. He'd hoped his video on his phone would do more then enough talking.
And Seth was left to clean up his living room. Putting the title on the couch, he realized all his lamp needed was a new light bulb. Everything survived, other then closet door obviously.