I appreciate your sentiment, and I genuinely love drawing a parallel to a Modern Family episode. Well done.
But perhaps I wasn't clear in the tone of my original post. I don't *care* if people are upset at Bill, or Diane, or if Diane posted X,Y, and Z anonymously, or Diane is apologetic, or if Bill has a right to be upset, etc. With all due respect, I have no interest in these people so far as the drama between them. My interest is solely in the very title of this message board.
So please pardon me if I sound like a curmudgeon (as I imagine I'm likely the youngest poster here), but I skim over these off-topic debates if I even browse them at all. I'm mostly here to ransack the archives, proof that far more interesting discussions once took place here.