It was the St. Louis Pageant Whistley! Wasn't it all glorious. You deserve a medal for flying AND driving to 3 shows in 3 days. That was like a thousand miles. You're IRONMAN. There's nobody I would rather be with to see a Iggy show than you. It was so nice of you to push everybody outta the way for me so I could be in the front. You're always the gentleman! And I was relieved when you didn't get ejected from the Memphis show for slaying that one dood. He deserved it for not giving us enough dancing room. All that DC ho CB has to do is drive a few miles to the 9:30 Club to see the big show there. I'll just turn green with envy when you all come back here screaming about all the fun yuns had. Poor pitiful me.
P.S. You best get back in union you hobo.
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