We interrupt the current spiritual programming with a brief political commentary, which includes some spiritual discussion -- but was just too darned good not to share with ya'all.
John McCain Blasted Sarah Palin over the Bridge to Nowhere
by Karen Fish
n dramatic irony worthy of William Shakespeare it turns out that Sarah Palin’s harshest critic was none other than John McCain. Sarah Palin stood at her debut side by side with John McCain crowing about how she had stopped the bridge to nowhere by telling the congress, “Thanks, but no thanks for the money for the bridgework and the dentures.”
In 2005 John McCain was a harsh critic of the $223 million dollar earmark for, and the supporters of, the Alaskan Bridge over the River Kwai, starring Sir Alec Guinness. It now turns out that the busy beaver behind the bridge over troubled water was none other than, drum roll please, Sarah Palin. The bridge to nowhere was Sarah Palin’s baby. Building the bridge to nowhere was Sarah Palin’s campaign issue. The bridge to nowhere was to be named the Sarah Palin Causeway. Alaska got the money for Sarah Palin’s Bridge and Sarah Palin’s administration has already spent tens of millions of dollars of our hard earned money building a road on Gravina Island which is to link up to the Palin Causeway.
Sarah Palin was rolled out by the Republican Party as a Reformer, like Martin Luther, like John McCain, who would end wasteful government spending. Now it turns out that when John McCain was blasting the bridge to nowhere, he was blasting Sarah Palin. How is John McCain, the elder statesman of the Republican Party, the architect of the Iraq Iran war, the man behind taking our Clinton surplus to a $10 trillion deficit (a tax on the children) paying for this 100 year war to nowhere, a Reformer who will end wasteful government spending? By the time the American children and grandchildren get through rebuilding the military for $5 trillion more dollars, John McCain will be in dusty history books.
John McCain stood 900th out of 900 people in his naval academy class. Then, in another long and pointless war lost by the United States to tiny North Vietnam and its allies Russia and China, his mind was permanently damaged by repeated torture so visible in his arms. You do not have to be Dr. Phil to understand this. Now, he is suffering from Alzheimer’s forgetfulness, senility, and irrational rage. He is standing at a Town Hall Meeting in Middle America singing “Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran.” The man needs to be in a home.
It seems like in the race for the Presidency, the spoils of victory go to the biggest liar. The American people cannot seem to get enough of the Bush Cheney lies because now they are poised to elect the mother of lies. John McCain likes to call himself a Maverick. A maverick is a person who takes an independent stand from his party. Did John McCain not vote with George Bush and the Republican Congress to invade Iraq and crucify Natalie Maines? It now turns out that for the past three weeks John McCain had decided to select Joe Lieberman but then the Christian evangelical wing of the party blackmailed him into forgetting about Joe Lieberman and selecting the butt of his criticisms, Sarah Palin.
The difference between the Republican Party and the Democratic Party is that the Republican Party plays super hardball and the Democratic Party plays wiffle ball. The Republican Party nominates people who look super tough on the outside, like John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, George W. “Bring ‘em ON” Bush, The Terminator and John McCain. The Democratic Party nominates people who are wimps on the outside, like Jimmy Carter, Walter Mondale, George Mcgovern, Geraldine Ferraro, Barney Fife. John F. Kennedy squeaked in because of PT 109, because he was a war hero. The Democrats have not figured out yet that the people want someone tough on the outside because they feel protected by that person. There is something about Harry “Radar” Reid and Nancy “Quilts” Pelosi that doesn’t spell protection.
The other difference between the elephants and the donkeys is that the elephants have no gall, they have no regard for the truth and they will lie, and they will lie and they will lie until the people of the United States of America believe that John Kerry was not a decorated war hero but a fake, and George W. Bush was not an alcoholic deserter but a heroic pilot in the navy declaring Mission Accomplished from the deck of the Abraham Lincoln.
Imagine the Republican ads if Barack Obama had stood 900th out of 900 people in his class. He would be Swift Titaniced. There would be a class photo and interviews with all 899 people in his class who beat him calling him an idiot and his teacher saying that he was pressured by his Admiral father and grandfather to pass him. Imagine if Barack Obama had Alzheimers disease and didn’t know the difference between Sunni and Shiite and which one Al Qaeda belonged to and which country in the Middle East bordered which country. John McCain had to have Joe Lieberman tug on his shirt to tell him that Iran wasn’t training al Qaeda because Iran is Shiite and Al Qaeda is Sunni. What’s Sarah Palin going to tell John McCain when he starts having one of his senior moments at 3 am and pushes the button?
Jesus Christ, the Jewish born Rabbi and messiah of Christianity and Islam said, “You strain at gnats yet you swallow camels whole.” As the United States of America sits trapped in the quicksand of Iraq, and the economy teeters on the serge of bankruptcy, and climate change is melting the Arctic and Antarctic which will cause the earth’s one ocean to rise 40 feet permanently, as people lose their homes and their jobs, the Republican Party, like David Copperfield and Harry Houdini and Siegfried and Roy, the Republican Party has managed to turn the Presidential election into a referendum on a woman’s right to choose.
John McCain and Sarah Palin have been trotted out by the people controlling the Republican party as Reformers, Change Agents. How is removing evolution from the science books and replacing it with Creationism change?
3,200 years ago God of Mount Sinai aka God the Father, Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit, Allah, Yehovah carved the 10 commandments in stone Himself. In the Old Testament, the Holy Scripture of Judaism, Christianity and Islam, the ten commandments are copied straight off of the actual two tablets which were kept in King Solomon’s Holy Temple in Jerusalem. King Solomon had 900 wives, mistresses and concubines. Yesterday scientists discovered a gene in the male brain which causes people like John McCain to cheat on their first wife with Cindy and then leave her as she is lying in bed from a car accident.
Today’s women can now ask their boyfriends to take the DNA cheaters test prior to responding to their proposal – they just can’t have abortions anymore if they are raped, says Sarah Palin, who has “electrified” the Republican base with this pronouncement. A former porn model slutty little lying beauty queen wanabee is going to dictate to every American woman forever what she can and cannot do with her own body. A slutty little lying beauty queen wanabee is going to force thousands of American women to kill themselves doing hanger abortions.
With overpopulation of 6 billion people on planet earth today, up from a million people 2,000 years ago and for 5 million years before that, with overpopulation being the root cause of climate change and global warming and resource wars fighting over oil now leading us all into nuclear world war 3, the Apocalypse, a deranged madman and an ignoramus who says that human beings are not responsible for global warming are now going to outlaw abortion in the United States forever with their Supreme Court selections to overturn Roe Roe Roe your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
Your God carved the ten commandments in stone Himself. The actual 2 tablets were kept in King Solomon’s Temple in Jerusalem. The Bible Writers copied them into the Old Testament verbatim right off the very tablets, in Exodus 20 and Deuteronomy 5. But guess what? In Exodus 20:11 it says, “In six days God made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but rested the seventh day.” The reason that these words are not written in Deuteronomy 5 is because this is the Babylonian (Iraqi) Creation Myth. The Republican Party has turned the Presidential election into a referendum on whether to stop teaching our children evolution and instead teach them the legend of creation of Saddam Hussein’s ancestors.
According to Sarah Palin, nuclear world war 3 will be a good thing because she read in the book Revelations of the Apocalypse that Jesus Christ will fly down from Heaven on his flying horse and defeat the snake, goat, lion Beast, Devil. What Sarah Palin doesn’t know is that the New Testament was written 100 years after Jesus died by Greeks. In the Greek Myth Prince Bellerophon flew on his flying horse Pegasus and defeated the snake, goat, lion Chimera. The entire Messiah story upon which Christianity and the Republican Party stands is a dead on plagiarism of a Greek Myth, which has Republicans thinking, “Who cares about nuclear world war 3 and global warming, Jesus will fly down and clean it all up.”
Unfortunately when you are brainwashed from birth with these lies your brain swats away the truth like a foreign invader. John McCain can’t figure out who to nuke first, the Muslims, the Gooks, the Chinese, the Russians, the Commies, or the Catholics, who his spiritual advisor John Hagee called the “Great Whores of Babylon.” Please pass the cherry kool aid, President Palin. Howard K. Stern and Anna Nicole Smith were better qualified than these two yahoos in “The Bridge to Nowhere”.
Karen Fish is a writer currently living in Los Angeles California. The Temple of Love - The World Peace Religion makes peace among and unites Christianity Islam Judaism and Everyone else and the Countries they all live in as the first step towards world peace, by tying everyone together with their common threads and resolving all of their differences once and for all.