There are no "antics" between Bill and I. He is a dear friend who is happily married, as am I. We don't talk on IM and we rarely e-mail. We do like to kid around on the forums, just as you like to kid around with Marge and Pam. I've never seen anyone accuse you of "whacking off to one another on IM" as you accused us, so I assume you have a good friendship and like to have fun sparring at the forums. Please keep your disgusting comments to yourself, jerk.