Nietzsche said/wrote that God is DEAD!

As I remember a story:
Someone told God that Nietzsche had said/written that God is dead. God replied that Nietzsche is dead!
..... As for Jesus, I think that he was a Jewish social reformer who helped many people. All of the members of "The Kingdom of God", an artificial "family", had been chosen for their better than average goodness/morality, and these are now called "Saints"; they were all Christians because they followed the teachings of Jesus and his lifestyle.
..... As I keep repeating, after the crucifixion of Jesus many changes were made and many new versions/denominations were invented. Members of these, including their clergy, only think they are Christians - they are NOT!
..... As I also keep repeating, anyone can invent a belief system, but it takes real talent to come up with one, with suitable sales literature, whose members keep paying a lot of money to clergy for centuries.