I'm waiting, because I KNOW...

The Day WILL Come...
When we have to get a Prescription...
For that Thanksgiving Turkey...
The Tryptophan in that bird...
Is one of the Most Powerful Sedatives Around...!!

C'mon...
Fess Up...!!
How many of you people...
After eating the Turkey Feast...
Have curled up on the couch to watch some TV...
And...
-- PASSED RIGHT OUT...!??

Oh Yeah...
Are there ANY Controls on that Bird...?
Nope... None at all.
ANYBODY Can just Walk Right INTO the Local Supermarket...
Put down the CASH...
Pick up The Bird...
And Walk Right On OUT...
-- No Questions Asked...!

And you can Bet your Bottom Dollar...
One of these days...
Big Pharma is Gonna Jump on the Turkey Bandwagon...!

Then...
There'll be a Big Turkey Crackdown...
And...
All of us Turkey Lovers will be BUSTED...!

And, it'll be Real easy too...
Because...
We'll all be Snoring away...
On the Couch...
In front of the TV.

-PRev1-

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President Barrack Hussein Obama

-- Nobel Peace Prize, 2009 --
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
-- George Orwell, "1984" --