Interesting..................let there be no cussing. Awwww.
(Login BlueJudah) Sufi Posted Mar 27, 2008 7:21 AM
I just looked back at an old document where swearing, or cussing, was talked about way back.
I was going to post this 'thingy' but was amazed at how taken aback I was at the thought of even using some of these words.
Good ole anglo saxon cussing!
But it seems even I have my own limits to it's usage.
Very interesting, Mondo, about what the Bible says, or doesn't about cussing.
"let no unwholesome talk come out of your mouth..."
Well, that went by the by almost immediately.
Burn the daughter!
Cut off her hand!
Expose her breasts!
Female births get penalty
God's OK on abortion
Jesus will kill children
Kill the witches!
Moses' mass murder
Rape my daughter
Raping and killing
Silence the woman!
Stone the woman
Wives, submit yourselves!
Women shall not speak
Rip up pregnant women
The wicked woman
The following is a verbatim transcript of "Filthy Words" (the George Carlin monologue at issue in the Supreme Court case of FCC v. Pacifica Foundation) prepared by the Federal Communications Commission:
Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear words, the cuss words and the words that you can't say, that you're not supposed to say all the time, ['cause] words or people into words want to hear your words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to you if they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write down what words you say. A guy who used to be in Washington knew that his phone was tapped, used to answer, Fuck Hoover, yes, go ahead. (laughter) Okay, I was thinking one night about the words you couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you definitely wouldn't say, ever, [']cause I heard a lady say bitch one night on television, and it was cool like she was talking about, you know, ah, well, the bitch is the first one to notice that in the litter Johnie right (murmur) Right. And, uh, bastard you can say, and hell and damn so I have to figure out which ones you couldn't and ever and it came down to seven but the list is open to amendment, and in fact, has been changed, uh, by now, ha, a lot of people pointed things out to me, and I noticed some myself. The original seven words were, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Those are the ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and (laughter) maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor (laughter) um, and a bourbon. (laughter) And now the first thing that we noticed was that word fuck was really repeated in there because the word motherfucker is a compound word and it's another form of the word fuck. (laughter) You want to be a purist it doesn't really -- it can't be on the list of basic words. Also, cocksucker is a compound word and neither half of that is really dirty. The word -- the half sucker that's merely suggestive (laughter) and the word cock is a half-way dirty word, 50% dirty -- dirty half the time, depending on what you mean by it. (laughter) Uh, remember when you first heard it, like in 6th grade, you used to giggle. And the cock crowed three times, heh (laughter) the cock -- three times. It's in the Bible, cock in the Bible. (laughter) And the first time you heard about a cock-fight, remember -- What? Huh? naw. It ain't that, are you stupid? man. (laughter, clapping) It's chickens, you know, (laughter) Then you have the four letter words from the old Anglo-Saxon fame. Uh, shit and fuck. The word shit, uh, is an interesting kind of word in that the middle class has never really accepted it and approved it. They use it like, crazy but it's not really okay. It's still a rude, dirty, old kind of gushy word. (laughter) They don't like that, but they say it, like, they say it like, a lady now in a middle-class home, you'll hear most of the time she says it as an expletive, you know, it's out of her mouth before she knows. She says, Oh shit oh shit, (laughter) oh shit. If she drops something, Oh, the shit hurt the broccoli. Shit. Thank you. (footsteps fading away) (papers ruffling)
Got some kinda naughty cockney slang for you, bro. Too much swearing is just not nice.....
brewers’ droop – when you’ve had too much alcohol and can’t perform with the missus.
bunk-up - term for sexual intercourse. “‘allo darlin, fancy a bunk-up?”
dipstick - idiot, fool.
dong - slang for penis.
hooray Henry - a term to describe an upper-class twit type character who probably went to public school and would own a yacht etc. Also see Sloan Ranger.
jublies - breasts.
pearl necklace - the common name given to the act of ejaculating on the upper chest and neck of a woman during sex, thus giving the appearance of a pearl necklace (allegedly).
(actually, I had never heard of this one until now....eugh..)
porky pies - Rhyming Slang for ‘lies’. Mostly shortened to ‘porkies’. i.e. “You’re tellin’ porkies mate”.