Jackie (Login BlueJudah) Sufi Posted Sep 29, 2010 10:25 AM
I was just joking.
Silly English hunour again, no doubt...
Some more English humour...
One day a Viking named Leif returned after a long sea voyage and found that during his absence his name had been removed from the town register. He sent his wife to the town hall make a complaint to the mayor.
'I'm sorry,' said the mayor, 'I must have taken Leif off my census.'
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
Oh, and a Scottish joke (hope Seoc is not watching...)
How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark!
Hope you are rolling about, bro!
What is it that generates all things without itself being generated by other things?