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Church of God the Wholly Incompetent

February 4 2010 at 8:25 AM

  (Premier Login Oscar50)
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Well, this site is not for easily offended, or maybe not even for some that are not easily offended. happy.gif Follow the link below and there are lots of other areas to explore.





The Church of God the Wholly Incompetent is a Christian church based mainly in North America and Western Europe. Adherents believe God is omnipotent but generally unqualified for His role as deity, citing the Great Flood, the Roman Empire and their own personal failings as proof. Worldwide membership was 30.5 million in 2006.

The sect has been controversial since its foundation, and faced persecution in several countries for its allegedly heterodox views. The church (whose followers are known as "compies") believes in a "fractured Trinity", holding that Jesus is the Son of God but "got in over his head" when he let himself die on the cross. Compies deny the resurrection, arguing that Jesus is still knocking around somewhere below the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, a victim of God's omniuselessness. Where other sects revere Early Christian martyrs as witnesses of Christ's message, the Wholly Incompetent Church believes their deaths are a prime example of God's fumbling, bumbling ways.

Church membership is dominated by actors, professors, oil company executives, journalists and other people who believe they can "do it better."




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Jackie
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Am I missing the link below?

February 4 2010, 8:58 AM 

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Jackie
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Er, this is a wind up, yes?

February 4 2010, 8:59 AM 

hmmmmm...

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Jackie
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Hahaha - ok!

February 4 2010, 9:03 AM 

"The Church of God the Wholly Incompetent shares some of the same teachings of the Church of England, with a few significant modifications. Accepting the trinitarian view of the creator, Compies believe Jesus is the Son of God but insist that he died on the Cross and never rose again. The Church teaches that God could conceivably resurrect His son, but has not or has badly bungled this part of salvation. Accordingly, Compies reject traditional interpretations of the New Testament resurrection narratives, saying God accidentally raised a guy next door. "


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Many paths to happiness?

February 9 2010, 12:47 PM 

There are many belief systems all over this planet. Are their members happy? Do they always OBEY their belief system's ORIGINAL requirements? If not, then maybe that is the major cause of their unhappiness?
..... As I keep repeating, anyone can invent a belief system, but it takes real talent to come up with one that makes its members pay a lot of money to clergy for centuries!

 
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Oops! my mistake ...

February 4 2010, 9:05 AM 


 
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