LOL

Five Feline Haiku

1.
You never feed me. 
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. 
That will sure show you.

2.
The rule for today 
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.'

3.
In deep sleep, hear sound. 
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.

4.
Small brave carnivores 
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes 
Fear vacuum cleaner

5.
You're always typing. 
Well, let's see you ignore my 
Sitting on your hands.

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