We have all seen them, it runs you through a scenario when you have cable and things go wrong and it ends up with "don't do this or that" switch to DIRECTV...so here goes.
When you have cable, you don't have the Sunday Ticket.
When you don't have the Sunday Ticket, you can't watch all the games.
When you can't watch all the games, you go to the stadium where you coach.
When you go to the stadium, you take showers with young kids.
When you take showers with young kids you turn into Jerry Sandusky.
Don't turn into Jerry Sandusky, switch to DIRECTV.
I know, I know, but I thought I would test it out you all of you before posting on FB...LQTM.