Or should I title it "Episode III: The Day The Earth Sucked". This was without a doubt the most disgusting, awful and disgusting tragedy in the history of American television, and I'm not just saying that because I'm right.
By now you all know: ANN WAS NOT ON THE LIST. I can't believe my ears as I type those words. Ann, the sassiest, classiest and sweet molassiest performer in the world and on the "I Want To Be The Hilton Show" is off the show! Her so-called teammates turned on her and let that stupid little miss tea-and-crumpet Annette bring her down (how stupid is she? She said at one point "I feel like Terry Bradshaw on 'Sex In The City'". Duuuuh, everybody knows Terry Bradshaw was a football player or whatever). Jackie looks like Eileen Wournos in her one-shoulder strap Star Trek uniform. And Lasheka and Jed totally lied about the time that Ann called them. NEITHER ONE WAS EVEN WEARING A WATCH!!
Bottom line, none of these people have what it takes to be a socialist. They proved that when they made Ann cry. Anyway, the writing was clearly on the wall; with teammates like this, who needs an opposing team? So once they ganged up and voted her off, I wailed in agony until the neighbors called management. After that, I was only able to watch about 20 more minutes before turning off the TV in disgust. I will never ever watch NBC, or stay at a Hilton motel again! I'm also not going to work tomorrow, the next day or the day after. So I'll have to say mom is back in hospice again or else get fired, which also sucks. Then again, who cares? Maybe I should get fired. Then I'll be free to move to Canada or Mexico or Hawaii and never have to watch TV (and have my heart ripped out, shredded, spit on, dragged behind a tractor through a bad neighborhhod, set on fire, put out, surgically repaired just so it can be ripped, shredded, spit, dragged and burned, only this time with people laughing, all over again) again.
Cecil D. B'ugasse,
#1 Ann-thusiast
"Ann, you are the wind beneath my wings....too bad Kathi Hilton chopped them off, cooked them up Buffalo style and dipped them in Blue Cheese"
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