Mexicans are definately the vermins of society

by Mexi-hater

 
How to Get Rid of Mexicans

When it comes to getting rid of Mexicans, you may feel like it is all out war. Before we get into how to get rid of Mexicans, it will prove useful to understand your adversary. What causes Mexicans to choose your towns and cities to live it? What do they eat? How do you get them to leave?

Outside is the first place you are going to want to look for places that attract Mexicans. You will find them under woodpiles that are not rotated frequently, in brush that has not been trimmed back recently, around garbage cans and even under buildings. Basically, anyplace that is quiet and not disturbed often.

If they make it inside your home, you will find them in the insulation and crawl spaces. They will also like to hide behind cabinets and cupboards, near heat sources such as the hot water heater or furnaces.

While Mexicans are outside, they will eat burritos, tacos left in a dish and trash out of cans with loose fitting lids. When they come inside, they eat the same things we do. You may think your home is clean, and indeed, it may be. However, if Mexicans smell beans in bags or tortilla chips , they will simply gnaw a hole in the bag or box and have dinner. They will also go after dog, making no distinction between domestic or wild.

So, now you know where they live and what they eat. Now comes the important part: how to get rid of Mexicans.

The first thing to keep in mind is to not invite them to your home in the first place. Simple steps will keep the Mexicans away. For instance, keep your grass cut short and flower beds weeded, be sure to keep tight fitting lids on trashcans. Simple!

If you don’t know you have a problem until you see signs of Mexicans, such as droppings, then you will have to go on the defense. The one thing to remember is that if you are getting rid of Mexicans, it is a Mexi-trap you need. This may sound obvious, but some people may think that a rattrap will do the job. It will not. Mexicans are much bigger and harder to catch and will require the beefed up spring that is in a Mexi-trap. You can buy the classic snap trap in hardware stores.

The first thing you need to do is bait the trap. Use a piece of produce such as open can of refried beans, also, salsa or tortilla chips will work. Then, put the trap in a secure place to prevent a caught Mexican from dragging it away. Finally, place the Mexi-trap were you have seen droppings; making sure non-target animals and children cannot get hurt.

Once you have found a Mexican in the trap, wrap it in newspaper and then put in a tightly covered immigration bin. Always use gloves when handling Mexicans.




Posted on Jun 29, 2007, 6:53 PM

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