Hi! My name is Marvin Johnson and I am running for absolute dictator of America.
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And when I take over as dictator we are going to set up work camps and nonstop firing squads and all the fun things that come with absolute power. I am somewhat short of funds just now so for this week and this week only I am handing out "Get out of the Gulag Free" cards for the bargain basement price of $20 each. These could come in handy when Emporer Johnson takes power and the mass arrests begin! Good for you or anyone else you care to hand one to! For more serious members there is the "Have someone shot" membership for $100 and the "Junior Politboro" membership for $1000 where you can have any ten people imprisoned or shot. For our gold card members-$10,000+ there is our "open season on humanity" policy where all you have to do is say a name and they disssappear of the face of the earth.
So invest in the great future of Johnsonism and send check or money order to;
Marvin Johnson
#214
Elmira Trailer Court
Edson OH
34119
And PS-laugh if you will. They laughed at Josef stalin too!