You're just like John Sidney McPOW III. Suffereing from CRS Syndrome
by It's 2008, Chump
John McCain and CRS Syndrome: two simple words
Now I know I wanna have a beer with this guy!
My wife’s always telling me I can’t remember sh – stuff. Like, why I walked into a room.
Or, how many kids we have.
Or when I last changed my underwear.
Well, I am pleased to report that John McCain is just like me. He can’t remember sh – uhh, stuff, either.
John McCain can’t remember how many houses he owns.
John McCain can’t remember what kind of car he drives.
John McCain can’t remember the price of gas, or the last time he pumped any.
John McCain can’t remember reporters’ questions.
John McCain can’t remember what he said two days ago.
John McCain can’t remember what year it is.
John McCain can’t remember who Vladimir Putin is.
John McCain can’t remember whether he understands economics or not.
John McCain can’t remember whether he’s for or against contraceptives.
John McCain can’t remember whether he was for or against a Katrina investigation.
John McCain can’t remember the difference between Shi’ite and Sunni.
John McCain can’t remember whether he was divorced before he got remarried.
John McCain can’t remember suing his ex-wife.
John McCain can’t remember to pay his property taxes.
John McCain can’t remember the ’67 Pittsburgh Packers’ offensive line.
And I mean, really – who among us hasn’t had every one of those things happen to them. I mean, right, huh?
John McCain is just like me. And he keeps getting in trouble for it. That’s just wrong.
What John McCain needs to do is, he needs to do what I do whenever I get in trouble for not remembering. I just use two simple words in the English language. Two simp – well, here, I’ll let Steve Martin explain: