Seen on a septic tank truck "Yesterday's meals on wheels".

lol!

And big time gross!



May God richly Bless your day!

Barky, I hope you didn't order in!! (your wife's cooking is amazing by the way)

There's a septic tank outfit in Wichita that has on the side of their trucks, "Your Sh*t is our Bread and Butter"!!!!

Brent

had to dig through my box of cards to find it. an acquaintence in the vacuum truck business has a slogan that reads: "Not just anybody sticks their nose into our business"

My favorite is a local radiator shop slogan

"Best place in town to take a leak"


ha ha

Cant rember the name of the bar but it was
my first time to a gay bar in Calgary Ab.
The front door was looked and a sighn said.
"rear entry only" left a lasting impresion

How about bumper stickers?

Best one today; a peace sign with the words, "footprint of the American chicken."

A sign about 1 hr south of us advertising a local gas station with a restaurant.

Stop Eat and get gas.

There’s a small, corner grocery here with a sign on the door that says “get your buns in here.”

Yes, Paris, straight people can shop there also.

I have a shirt with this on it

2QTBSTR8

and Paris please dont get offened

That's funny.

A few bumper stickers I like--

I still miss my ex but my aim is getting better.

Marriage involves 3 rings..engagement ring,wedding ring and suffering

My favorite slogan on a sleeveless t-shirt.....

Caution. Mennonite baring arms. 

My friend saw a sign on the bumper of a car that read " Honk if you love Jesus" well he honked and man did that lady get uptight, looked around really was upset. Did he laugh!

Ha Ha Peter,I like that! Don't get me started on not showing knees or women wearing sandals...that one makes NO SENSE to me. What's the difference between hands and feet? We all have them. Why don't Holdemans wear gloves,too? It's got to be terribly immodest to have all those fingers showing! Some have the tendency to put a lot into nice nails and a cutesy little watch and dangly chain...gotta be sinful! Sorry-not trying to derail the thread-

cupcake, what about H ladies undergarments? is it ok to flash them? i've been told, but never seen it myself that Amer. H ladies like such short and tight dresses that the undergarments show when sitting in the living room or crossing thier legs? is that true?

Kerzy, they may LIKE short and tight dresses but how would their undergarments show if they now HAVE to wear dresses that almost reach the ankles,ha?

Cupcake, you missed one thing, bulging muscles and a great tan to go along with those blue jeans and a white t-shirt!

That last comment was meant for the masculinity thread.

Ya what is with how the H guys dress ?
I saw a group of young H people at West Edm Mall
on the weeknd the guys you would never guess were H

kerzy,I'm not sure on that one! I have never really noticed that but that could be because I'm not a guy lol. Short skirts were the thing before my time and now it's more really long and sometimes tight.

>How about bumper stickers?<

Be nice to America Or we'll bring democracy to your country

This vehicle protected by anti-theft sticker

You looked better on MySpace

If you can't enjoy yourself try to enjoy someone else

Don't worry what people think, they don't do it very often

Here's a few bumper stickers...

Is your church BATF approved?

Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition

Keep honking; I'm reloading

"I stopped to think and forgot to start again"

Our neighbors own a gas company and their delivery truck says "Major Gas Company". Since we live in Major county that didn't really seem too funny to me until some out-of-towners got a good laugh out of it.

This bumper sticker caught my atention:

There is only one God
quit appplying for his position!

We love little boys with slingshots.

"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night".



Marie Corelli