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TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008 at 7:37 AM

Jerry  (Login UncleRemus.)


Hi, how's it going today brother?


    
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Re: TO FRED

August 2 2008, 7:49 AM 

that is precious jerry, did you think up that all by yourself?


 
 

Jerry
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Re: TO FRED

August 2 2008, 7:51 AM 


Calvary Chapel is a whore house, and it's being led by whores. And that's why fat Fred goes there.....because he has a spirit of harlotry.

 
 

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Re: TO FRED

August 2 2008, 7:55 AM 

oh! that is choice!


Jerry you are so off in your attitude of accepting a friendly reproof, that your cursing of it makes me like all the more.

Have a nice day at church tomorrow!

oh! I forgot, there are no churches good enough for you!

Well have a nice day playing church with yourself tomorrow!




 
 

Jerry
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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 8:04 AM 

Yeah, good old fat Fred really makes me laugh.

He's so dumb that he doesn't even realize that the Holdemans have beat him at his own game.

* Fred, now don't you go scratching your fat towel head too long, trying to figure out what that means.

rofl



    
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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 8:12 AM 

Jerry, I have an IQ of at least 86, so I think I can figure it out okay?

You really didn't appreciate my picture did you?

This was not a towel



You seem to have a great memory for things that make you jealous, I am really sorry that I am so good looking that it causes you issues

 
 

Jerry
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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 8:19 AM 


OH WOW!!!!!

THAT'S THE PICTURE!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

You know what Fred?

That's SOOOOOO FUNNY that I'm starting to feel bad about my unseemly language to you in my opening post.

As a matter of fact, you gots me laughing so hard that I'm going to go back and change my wording a little.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 
 


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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 8:23 AM 

What is Schizophrenia?

Schizophrenia is a chronic, severe, and disabling brain disorder that affects about 1.1 percent of the U.S. population age 18 and older in a given year. People with schizophrenia sometimes hear voices others don’t hear, believe that others are broadcasting their thoughts to the world, or become convinced that others are plotting to harm them. These experiences can make them fearful and withdrawn and cause difficulties when they try to have relationships with others.


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1. He is over 18
2. If you tell Jerry that he needs to move up a little about whispering secrets, he thinks you plotting against him.
3.he hears the church fathers speak "truth" to him that makes him holier that the people of any church, and definitely holier than Calvary Chapel people.

H.mmm Jerry just which one of these symptoms doesn't fit you?



 
 

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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 8:27 AM 

You boys must be bored this morning. How about taking your spat out behind the barn now?

 
 

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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 8:36 AM 

Jerry, I'll pray for you. You seem sad.

 
 

Jerry
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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 8:37 AM 

Hey fat Fred,

Can u like do me a REAL BIG FAVOR, please?

Can u leave that picture u posted right there where it's at?

That way, whenever I get like real depressed or sad about something, I will always have easy access to something that will ALWAYS make me laugh.

So, if that isn't a towel on your head, what is it, a pan?

All joking aside, you really look stupid with whatever that thing is on your head.

Do you go to Calvary Chapel with that head covering on?



    
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Jerry
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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 8:42 AM 


>>>Jerry, I'll pray for you. You seem sad.<<<

Why thank you, VS.

I appreciate that.

You obviously have more perception and discernment than fat Fred does.


 
 


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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 8:54 AM 

Jerry, to be honest I don't know what it is. My daughter came up behind me and put it on, and my son snapped the picture. I forgot about it until you mentioned "towel head" I figured you thought I had a towel on my gorgeous bald noggin.
Anyway before youposted that you asked:

Hi, how's it going today brother?



So here is my answer
Going great!

I took my "towel head" to work this week, and moved a double wide trailer without taking it apart.

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Dug about 100 feet of sewer line, and put in 4" abs, tied it into the old system.

Dug about 60 feet of 36-42 inch deep trench, installed a waterline


Hauled about 60 yards of apartment trash and move out stuff to the dump, (3 big dumpster loads)


Fixed breakfast almost everyday this week and actually managed to have devotions with the family almost every day.


Watched a few movies (some even r rated) like 21 (I liked that movie)


and in general had a great week

How about you?


    
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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 10:39 AM 

I had an ok week,,I had not been praying and reading the Bible much lately and so I started back up and it felt wonderful.

What happens to me when I stop praying is I start to feel guilty about it and then when I pray seems I just keep explaining my guilt and worrying about it. But this time I was not fouled up, I realized that even when I haven't been praying and reading scripture it does not mean that the Lord is not waiting for me with open arms and I only said I was sorry one time and moved on.

I didnt work as hard as Fred though. I started to weed the garden and then I got paranoid that I had gotten into some poison ivy,,(which already happened one time early this Spring) so I stopped,,I do have that job waiting for me. It takes 12 to 24 hrs. for the rash to develope. Please pray for me tht I will not get poision ivy again.


    
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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 1:02 PM 

ewww Paris, poisen ivey!! Which reminds me that in the middle of the trench we dug up a yellow jacket nest!


So every time we moved quick we got stung. Of course I didn't get stung, (they don't like fat guys with towel heads) but the kids did, probably 6 times between them.

 
 

Jerry
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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 1:25 PM 


Paris,

>>>I started to weed the garden and then I got paranoid that I had gotten into some poison ivy,,(which already happened one time early this Spring) so I stopped,,I do have that job waiting for me. It takes 12 to 24 hrs. for the rash to develope. Please pray for me tht I will not get poision ivy again.<<<

I truly hope that you didn't get into that poison ivy again. I remember the last time you got that rash, and how miserable you felt, and how long it took you to get rid of it. I think you first told me that you thought you had been bitten by a spider when you first got that rash.

If you KNOW that you have poison ivy in your garden, isn't there any way of getting rid of it, without affecting whatever you want to keep in your garden?


 
 


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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 1:48 PM 

The bset way to deal with poison ivy if it is around where you live is to feed it to the goats and drink the milk, you will get immune to it,

 
 


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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 1:54 PM 

I think I'll just stick with the poison ivy, thanks.

 
 


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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 2:19 PM 

When I was a kid I got poison oak so bad that I had rash growing on top of rash, I was bleeding all over the place.

My friends' dad felt so sorry for me he took me to the doctor.

My dear brother told my mom that "I jumped into it on purpose", and why she believed him was beyond me, but being the timid little angel I was I just let her believe what she wanted to believe and never said anything. Of course If I would have denied his accusation he would have beaten me up!


I couldn't have jumped into it on purpose because I didn't know what it looked like to jump into it.

If I lived around that stuff though now, I would definitely put a little in some tea once in a while to get immune to it.


My friend that told me about the goat milk trick he used. He got so immune to it that he could eat it directly. He was a surveyor, and had to work in the field around it.

He showed me his arms once where the poison oak burned him so bad that it blackened his skin like a burn, but he never got a rash!





 
 

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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 2:35 PM 

Whenever you have poison ivy all you have to do is moisten the areas of the rash and put baking soda on it and it will stop itching right away and will be dried up and gone in a day or two. It works for me.

 
 


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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 3:30 PM 

Hey guys thanks for the advice,,No I'm not going to put it in my tea Fred,,and I don't have access to any goats. I'm glad that course of action worked for you though,,,lol!

Fred it seems you have had a similar life as mine. I had a sister that would beat me up and lie too, but as we got older I was able to win her over and now she will beat up anyone I ask to her to for me,,well she did when we were in our early 20's.

When I was a teenager my best friend and I had an idea to build this fort under a tree that was down the road from her house. So we proceeded to, I don't know how we planned to do it but we knew that first we had to clear the area. It was a hot day so we had a great idea to go home and put our bikinis on and finish the job..Well turns out we were basically playing in poison ivy for about 4 hrs. with bikinis on. ah the memory of waking up in the night with full body poison ivy. That incident required a shot to get rid of it.

Jerry,,I had thought about spraying the area with weed killer to get rid of the weeds just so I wouldn't have to chance it, but it's in a perennial flower bed and weed killers will get rid of poison ivy but the weed killers will almost always take out some of the perennial wild flowers because it recognizes them as weeds.

I'm waiting to see what happens before I go back in.

Part of the problem is that this year the Silver Maple tree that is in the back yard, (it's one of those trees that have that seed pod in the spring that twirls down off the plant everywhere) had a bumper crop and they have been sprouting up everywhere and they look quite a bit like Poison Ivy when they are young so I am having a hard time distinguishing them from poison Ivy. We'll see what happens and yes it was a horrible rash I got the last time.


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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 5:40 PM 

Paris, we are alike!

I have a great Maple tree in my yard!


Pr 28:25 He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat.

 
 


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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 6:47 PM 


2 Kings 2


23Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, "Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!"

24When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.

NASB




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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 6:54 PM 

I thought somewhere on this thread someone called you bald, but now I can't find it,,so anyway,, if you go bald then there's your reply.

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Jerry
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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 8:17 PM 


Paris,

>>>I thought somewhere on this thread someone called you bald, but now I can't find it<<<

Yes Paris, someone did call Fred bald somewhere on this thread.

Sorry to disappoint you, but it was Fred who called himself "bald" in his Aug 2, 2008 8:54 AM post on this thread.

He said.....>>>I figured you thought I had a towel on my gorgeous bald noggin.<<<

Nice try anyway. lol



 
 


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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 8:24 PM 

Thanks Jerry, I thought it was he himself that had called himself bald, but I didn't state it exactly that way,,
anyway I knew I saw it.


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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 8:35 PM 

Jerry, did you think I was trying to get you killed? lol


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Jerry
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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 8:40 PM 



>>>Jerry, did you think I was trying to get you killed? lol<<<

No, I just thought that you were trying to use scripture to slay me with your tongue.

Gotta go to work now.

Goodnight.

 
 
Jerry's Mama
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Re: TO FAT FRED

August 2 2008, 9:05 PM 

>>> Gotta go to work now.
>>> Goodnight.

Goodnight, Mr Psycho.

 
 
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