The story of Eddie Osbourne

by Mike

 

I Remember hearing story about a year ago.Eddie Osbourne was a stocky Irish Lad,He had a bum eye and his nose had once been broken.They say he was a big hit with the ladies.He and his commanding officer went out one night for a drink(they had alot of drinks)You see they had just return from a mission in the desert and were looking to celebrate.They decided the get tatoos to comemorate their sucessful mission.The commanding officer decided on a desert rat tatoo and Eddie,being a bit of a believer,said that his soul still belongs god but his flesh was way beyond redemtion and it was up to satan to save his skin,so Eddie got a tatoo of a laughing devil tatooed right on his ass.Two weeks later they were on detail along The Iraqi border when Eddie stepped on and triggered an anti-tank mine.There was a blinding flash of light and a thunderous boom and when they picked themselves up from the deck Eddie was gone,nothing left,just bit and pieces.All of what was left was burned so badly you couldn't identify it,except for one perfect piece,a piece with a tatoo on it,a tatoo of a laughing devil,it seems Eddie had been right,Satan did indeed save his skin,just not all of his skin.



Posted on Oct 9, 2004, 6:14 AM

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