Watch out! There's something sneaking up behind you! Could it be the Friday Night Survey?
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Doesn't seem like a Friday night for me; I've got to work tomorrow, darn it!!
But, let's have some fun first, eh? Uh, no rum tonight, so if the survey sucks, it's because I'm sober. See? Reality really does suck! Party on all you people who have two whole days off!!
Did you ever accidentally break wind in public?
What's the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?
When you pass a shop window, do you "check" your reflection?
Have you ever had a Jamaican meat patty?
When was the last time you laughed out loud? Why?
What is your theme song?
If you were on "Gilligan's Island", what character would you be?
"Two all beef patties"........finish it!!
Have you ever stayed in bed all day, just because you could?
What is the best compliment you've ever gotten?
Do you moisturize?
Have you ever bought one of those giant cookies at the mall?
Simon Cowell or Ryan Seacrest?
Do you give good advice?
Tell us about the last diet you tried!
Poof! You're 14 years old again! What will you do now?
Is the world a dance floor, a runway or a stage?
At what age, really, did you become an adult?
Have you ever "camped out" for concert or theater tickets?
Did you ever get "lost" when you were small?
When was the last time you had the hiccups?
Tell us how you learned to ride a two-wheeler!
In all the world, who do you look like that's famous?
Do you know anybody named "Harriet"?
When you were little, what was the best flavor popcicle?
Do you use cinnamon mouthwash?
If it cost 10 cents to take this survey, would you pay it?
Oprah or Ellen?
What haven't you had since high school?
How many different addresses have you lived at during your life, so far?
How come cats' butts go up when you pet them?
I can't believe I got this far, sober! I think I've got a headache! I'm going to bed. Here, Lily! Here, Chunk! Let's go Night-Night!! Have a great weekend, everybully!!!
