Did you ever accidentally break wind in public?
**not by choice
What's the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?
**I have no idea but I'm sure it was at Thanksgiving
When you pass a shop window, do you "check" your reflection?
**Never! I don't want to see the wrinkles
Have you ever had a Jamaican meat patty?
**A what?
When was the last time you laughed out loud? Why?
**Today at work, I work with idiots!
What is your theme song?
**Sorry, none here
If you were on "Gilligan's Island", what character would you be?
**Mary Ann
"Two all beef patties"........finish it!!
**Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!! Teenager from the 70's remember?
Have you ever stayed in bed all day, just because you could?
**Never
What is the best compliment you've ever gotten?
**That I've raised a WONDERFUL son.
Do you moisturize?
**Is that the same a sweat? Sure do! LOL!!
Have you ever bought one of those giant cookies at the mall?
**Nope
Simon Cowell or Ryan Seacrest?
**Simon!!!
Do you give good advice?
**Sometimes
Tell us about the last diet you tried!
**I've tried them all and they all work if you stick to them.
Poof! You're 14 years old again! What will you do now?
**Break up with my boyfriend, he was such a jerk. Well, that's what I should have done.
Is the world a dance floor, a runway or a stage?
**A runway
At what age, really, did you become an adult?
**16, I really was very mature for my age.
Have you ever "camped out" for concert or theater tickets?
**Yep, Led Zepplin - teenager in the 70's remember?
Did you ever get "lost" when you were small?
**Nope
When was the last time you had the hiccups?
**A work, on the phone. Yep, we've all been there,.
Tell us how you learned to ride a two-wheeler!
**I learned by skinning up my knees like most do.
In all the world, who do you look like that's famous?
**No one
Do you know anybody named "Harriet"?
**Nope
When you were little, what was the best flavor popcicle?
**CHERRY!!!
Do you use cinnamon mouthwash?
**Heck no!
If it cost 10 cents to take this survey, would you pay it?
**I'd pay 20 cents!
Oprah or Ellen?
**Gotta love Ellen
What haven't you had since high school?
**Pot, oh, did I really say that?
How many different addresses have you lived at during your life, so far?
**9
How come cats' butts go up when you pet them?
**How come part of men go up when you pet them? Sorry, couldn't resist
I can't believe I got this far, sober! I think I've got a headache! I'm going to bed. Here, Lily! Here, Chunk! Let's go Night-Night!! Have a great weekend, everybully!!!
**Thanks Bill!
