Remembering Cooper and Remembering Tillie

Survey!!!!!!!!!!

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Your first memory of a fireworks display?
I THINK IT WAS IN CALIFORNIA....... ALL I REMEMBER WAS THE FIREWORKS WERE DANCING TO MUSIC

Is there any certain person or persons that come to mind in regard to this holiday? Maybe a nice memory from a while back?
MY DADDY. HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A FRUITCAKE.

Does your family put on their own "extravaganza" on the 4th? Whose yard gets blown up?
OUR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD GETS BLOWN UP!
I SWEAR I'VE NEVER LIVED IN A NEIGHBORHOOD THAT LOVES FIREWORKS LIKE MY HOOD DOES!!!!!!!!!!

How far have you gone (distance) to see a fireworks display?
HOUSTON, TX LAST YEAR

What is the best item for lighting them off? Matches? A candle? A bar-b-que click lighter? A cigarette?
THE DUMMY STICK THINGS

Have you seen the fireworks display at Disney's Cinderella's Castle?
NOPE

Are you gonna bar-b-que somethin'? What?
NAH, WE'RE GOING TO FRIENDS

How many people are coming over for the shindig? Or are you going over to their place?
AGAIN, GOING TO FRIENDS. WE'RE THE ONLY ONES INVITED TO THIS PARTY THAT AREN'T ATF AGENTS.
I FIGURE THIS IS GREAT IS NORTH KOREA DECIDES TO PULL SOMETHING STUPID.

Does your state allow fireworks to be purchased by individuals?
I SURE AS HECK HOPE SO (IF NOT THE POLICE COULD MAKE A KILLING OFF MY HOOD!)

Did you throw sparklers as a kid?
NOT REALLY. I'VE NEVER BEEN A HUGE FAN OF BURNING MYSELF.

Ever tossed firecrackers at each other?
UMMMM..... NO.

Did you ever have a block party (like we're doing)?
WE HAVE A NEIGHBORHOOD PARTY!!!!!!

Have you ever kissed under the fireworks?
MANY MOONS AGO

Have you ever "done it" during the fireworks? (I can see the face you're making right now!)
???????

Did you just smile?
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NO.

What did you do last year for this holiday?
LET THE KIDS SHOOT OFF FIREWORKS AND VISITED WITH NEIGHBORS

Are you going to watch the Sci-Fi Channel's 4th of July Marathon?
NO.

Do you know what a "punk" is?
THE KOOL WAY TO LIGHT A FIREWORK

Will you watch the Macy's Spectacular tomorrow night?
NOPE

Is your lawn littered with burned out fireworks shells the next morning?
NOT REALLY. THE NEIGHBORS ARE VERY GOOD ABOUT CLEANING UP THEIR MESS AFTERWARD.

Who gets to clean up that mess?
THE ONE WHO MADE IT!

What else would you want to tell us about the 4th, that I may have left out?
CAN'T THINK OF A THING

How many times have I used the word "fireworks" in this survey?(haha! got ya!)
I'M STUMPED!

I want everybully to think back to 4th's-gone-by and dredge up all those great memories for this one. Feel free to expound in as much detail as you like. This is gonna be a great holiday!! Have you got a stash (of fireworks) at your house right now? I'm not telling! Anyway, hands on keyboards? Ready? GO!

Will you watch the fireworks at home or go out to a display?
WITH THIS 4TH BEING ON A SATURDAY AND OUR STATE HAVING DRIVE THROUGH DAIQUIRI BARS, I THINK ITS BEST TO STAY HOME. WE'RE GOING DOWN THE STREET FOR A PARTY BUT THE ROADS TO GET THERE ARE 35MPH ONLY AND ITS PRETTY HARD TO GET TO JACKED UP BY A DRUNK GOING 35MPH.

Do you listen/watch the Boston Symphony do "Stars and Stripes Forever" along with the fireworks in Boston?
YOU CAN'T HEAR JACK IN MY HOOD...... NO SENSE TRYING!

Brain teaser: what's the true meaning of the 4th of July?

What's the worst trick you've ever played on someone using fireworks?
I HAVE A STRANGE FEAR OF FIRE.
DON'T PLAY AROUND WITH FIREWORKS

Who gets to light them off?
I REFUSE TO.
PREFER THE KIDS NOT (BUT I DON'T REFUSE THEM)
USUALLY ITS HUBBY AND BIL (RIP)

Is/are your bully/bullies scared and duck for cover during the booms?
NO. THEY'RE USED TO IT.

What's your favorite firework? Rockets? Aerial Bombs? Roman Candles? Fountains? What?
DUDS.

Did you ever put a cherry bomb in someone's mailbox?
NO. SCARED I WOULD HAVE A FINGER BLOWN OFF IN THE PROCESS

Tell us about the time somebully got injured or did something stupid with fireworks.
WELL......... I'M THE GRANDAUGHTER OF 2 DIFFERENT SETS OF GRANDPARENTS MISSING FINGERS DUE TO FIREWORKS.

DUMMA$$ RUNS IN MY BLOOD


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Posted on Jul 3, 2009, 7:05 PM

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