You Know You're Living in 2005 When:
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and
family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at the office and still
answer the phone with your name and title.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial
"9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked
for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have a clue how to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the
bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't
have for the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is
now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting
your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly who you are going to
forward this message to.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to see if there was a #9
on this list.
AND now you are hopefully laughing at yourself...