Quotes from Employee Evaluations
I've seen several lists of these employee evaluation quotes over the years and I never know whether to hope or fear they may actually be true.
These made me laugh and I hope you enjoy them!
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
"This employee has delusions of adequacy."
"She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
"A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
"A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on."
"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
"Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
"He's so dense, light bends around him."
"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
"Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
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