Life Reflections
· If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
· Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
· Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That
way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
· Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
· Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
· A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
· A closed mouth gathers no feet.
· If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
tried before.
· My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
· I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles
out of my face.
· If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
trip.
· Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way
again.
· Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
· A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so
good.
· Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
· Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
· No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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Wishing you all the very best life has to offer.
Helene Malmsio
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