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Things to make you think

April 29 2006 at 5:06 PM
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hmmmm... makes you think!!!... ponder *ponder*


Number 10 - Life is se.xually transmitted.


Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and H.orny -
If you see him without an ere.ction, make him a sandwich.


Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.


Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dy.ing of nothing.


Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 3 - Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you two hundred dollars and a 'substantial tax cut' save.s you only thirty cents?


Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and te.rrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.


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