A True Friend
For those that are tired of the usual "friend" poems, a touch of the truth!
When you are sad........................
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are scared..................
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried................
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
When you are confused.............
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick........................
I will hold your hair while you pray homage to the porcelain God.
When you fall.......................
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath..................
I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?..................
Because you are my friend
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Wishing you all the very best life has to offer.
Helene Malmsio
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