In an effort to emulate the bears

I have decided to refrain from using the old pooper until spring.Then to compare my pile to one left by a bear just out of hibernation.Then thru cafeful calculations of the mathematics involved draw up a chart that you can use to estimate or even weigh the scat piles you find.That way a pile can be safely said to be too small to be that of bigfoot and more likely that of an ordinary black bear after hibernation or that of an Irishmans maximum capacity for pain and discomfort!Maybe publish it in Proctocology Today or The Rubber Glove Monthly Report.