Annie and Footsie

What makes you think that you can do better than me at filming the creatures? The facts are that nobody has any evidence that has turned the tide of skeptical guffaws when Bigfoot is the subject.Since close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades nobody is winning out there.Except the creatures themselves.I think that maybe you should get out more and try to relax.Leave it up to people who have actually seen the creatures to find them and define what they really look like.So you and your hopelessly clumsy and intellectually challenged amatuer woods pals have some faint idea of where to look.I would take you to one of my spots,if I thought Bigfoot would see the humor in it.Unfortunately too many people and maybe you two as well have medical conditions that might leave them vulnerable to heart failure,incontinence and fainting.I need to travel quickly and quietly thru some very rough country and can't be held back robotrons from the planet Limpliequipt like yourselves.