He might be

an amatuer compared to me.But at least I would not expect find him with his tongue stuck to a stop sign on a night like tonite.If you got a cold pole don't let your tongue waggle so close to it! I 'll wait for your reply.Like: thumbody geth me thum hoth wather pleathe ,I'm thuck to thith pole! Happy 30 below people,it's another 3 Squatch night!