when I was at work and I came up with my own list of "you know you're a Utard when...
Your first name begins with "La-" (even if you're a male)
You ask for fry sauce
You automatically ask every person you meet what ward he or she is in
The hardest drink you've ever had is apple cider
You use fetchin' or frickin' when you're angry. then you have to talk to the bishop.
You drink caffeine free colas.
You think Bush is the best president ever.
You're suprised to see an African-American, Jew or atheist walking down the street.
You go to Denny's at midnight on a Sunday weekly.
The hardest rock you listen to is Creed